*slaps my husband in the balls* you can hold SO MUCH microplastic in these things www.theguardian.com/environment/... - ThreadSky

sarahndipity.bsky.social • 278 days ago

*slaps my husband in the balls*
you can hold SO MUCH microplastic in these things

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts

Comments

ancientonyx.bsky.social•278 days ago

Cool, the fuck do they want us to do about it?

day10machine.bsky.social•278 days ago

I think they want us to feel bad ??

ancientonyx.bsky.social•277 days ago

Like I get this is scientific news but....it's worded as if there's something they expect us to do to fix the fact that the government spent 2 decades filling everyone's Bodies with plastic, and not...y'know...them

day10machine.bsky.social•277 days ago

Yeah, I do think when the news uses the individual-responsibility-is-the-solution-to-systemic-problems voice, they intend to leave the average reader feeling somewhat guilty, disempowered, depressed and anxious.

vmcf.bsky.social•277 days ago

Hey this may actually get men with the power to do something about it to actually care. Nothing gets their attention like a threat to their genitals.

ancientonyx.bsky.social•277 days ago

telling people to panic about a problem while also making it sound like there's nothing they can actually do to fix that problem isn't gonna make them fix that problem, it's just going to piss them off

sarahndipity.bsky.social•278 days ago

just letting us know. cum is flammable now

ph00tbag.bsky.social•277 days ago

All I'm saying is that if finally gets the incels to care about microplastics, then I don't care if it's true.

majima.club•278 days ago

On the plus side it would look like he cums confetti! If you could get him to fart with a party puffer it would complete the ensemble. 🥳

toastchanges.com•278 days ago

I feel like this article needs to put up right next to the the angsty panic articles moaning 'why aren't women having more babies'. Stop telling us we're the problem, guys. This is a you problem too.

sarahndipity.bsky.social•278 days ago

and maybe the wealthy elite who want more worker drones should stop sterilizing their current worker drones idk

duckfarts.bsky.social•277 days ago

vonhitchofen.bsky.social•278 days ago

new excuse for wanking just dropped

thryse.com•278 days ago

Sandblasting the toilet bowl

nevetsboy.bsky.social•277 days ago

Currently cranking my dick like a gachapon to find out what toy I get.

thatharper.bsky.social•278 days ago

Clearly an argument for getting rid of em

omnisomni.bsky.social•278 days ago

There's going to be some tipping point reached where suddenly when someone busts it fires out like silly string.

awlbiste.gay•278 days ago

"In March, doctors warned of potentially life-threatening effects after finding a substantially raised risk of stroke, heart attack and earlier death in people whose blood vessels were contaminated with microscopic plastics." so like, everyone, just casually thrown in there.

sarahndipity.bsky.social•278 days ago

crazy new conspiracy theory unlocked right here, right now: the govt found out how bad this microplastic thing was, so they made and dispersed covid to distract from that while they casually just started dropping articles about it to desensitize us to it.

awlbiste.gay•278 days ago

"well you're all gonna die soon anyway so you don't need human rights or to be paid for your labor"

sarahndipity.bsky.social•278 days ago

exactly!

sarahndipity.bsky.social•278 days ago

is it long covid or is it microplastics? Who knows, they died of a stroke at 24 though. oh well.

awlbiste.gay•278 days ago

why not both!