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resist? with my back?

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

who else up peeling they rutabega ??

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

this song stays relevant

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

if for some hypothetical reason, the chain of succession to the presidency was disrupted or maybe fully removed from existence, I think we could have an emergency election right now and Luigi would win

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

many are asking doesn't matter why we love him, just that we do in fact, love him

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Luigi thirst traps, getchyur luigi thirst traps here!

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

me and my little buddy

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

its the final countdown

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

someone pulled strings off their sheets or uniform and pulled them apart to thread his eyebrows for him

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

it doesn't matter if you take him to court if he just says "no, im gonna do what I want." jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus dems figure it out whoever calls TOD on the great american experiment has a good chance of getting in on whatever new regime takes over.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

me and my little buddy

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Hearing about more dedicated public health professionals being let go and will re-iterate to any MD/DO with clinical interest in outpatient pediatrics HMU. We would be happy to have you.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

im gonna have an Italian sub bigger than my head about it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ELON DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS OF DICKS AND BALLS

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

one of my patients has an 8 yr old son she brings in on occasion and no child has ever liked me as much as this kid does, not even the 3 I birthed mysef. I have no idea why he likes me so much but hes my favorite person right now.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

ope

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ELON DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS OF DICKS AND BALLS

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

oh balls

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

do i have penis envy once in a while? sure! Who doesn't? what i never have is BALLS envy though, no thanks. sorry not sorry

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

*slaps my husband in the balls* you can hold SO MUCH microplastic in these things www.theguardian.com/environment/...

submitted 278 days ago • 16 comments

what if we convince them that autism and being gay is caused by microplastics and dirty water can we trick then into working for the greater good?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@realqrampage.fightins.online is Steve Bannon your cup of death pee come to life?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

me and who?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

yes and yes. its unfair and unethical and gives wealthy folks a pass to do whatever they want as long as they can pay the fine

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

what a way to find out i have to keep living past 2032 😭 *sad trombone noises*

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments