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sarahndipity.bsky.social

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1-fucked your dad and gave him a child he could finally be proud of 2- fucked your mom, became your step dad, and told you how disappointed I am in you son 3-explained the logistics of dicks and balls to you 4: made soup for my family 5: did my paperwork

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asylum seekers have a new place to go ??

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is this better or worse than dating a divorced white dad and it not ending well and then having a Hinder song that reminds you of him?

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if i were a world power everyone would hate me bc i would just send in my assassins to take out the other world powers that annoyed me

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resist? with my back?

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who else up peeling they rutabega ??

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this song stays relevant

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if for some hypothetical reason, the chain of succession to the presidency was disrupted or maybe fully removed from existence, I think we could have an emergency election right now and Luigi would win

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many are asking doesn't matter why we love him, just that we do in fact, love him

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Luigi thirst traps, getchyur luigi thirst traps here!

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me and my little buddy

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its the final countdown

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someone pulled strings off their sheets or uniform and pulled them apart to thread his eyebrows for him

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it doesn't matter if you take him to court if he just says "no, im gonna do what I want." jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus dems figure it out whoever calls TOD on the great american experiment has a good chance of getting in on whatever new regime takes over.

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me and my little buddy

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Hearing about more dedicated public health professionals being let go and will re-iterate to any MD/DO with clinical interest in outpatient pediatrics HMU. We would be happy to have you.

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im gonna have an Italian sub bigger than my head about it

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ELON DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS OF DICKS AND BALLS

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one of my patients has an 8 yr old son she brings in on occasion and no child has ever liked me as much as this kid does, not even the 3 I birthed mysef. I have no idea why he likes me so much but hes my favorite person right now.

1-fucked your dad and gave him a child he could finally be proud of 2- fucked your mom, became your step dad, and told you how disappointed I am in you son 3-explained the logistics of dicks and balls to you 4: made soup for my family 5: did my paperwork

asylum seekers have a new place to go ??

is this better or worse than dating a divorced white dad and it not ending well and then having a Hinder song that reminds you of him?

if i were a world power everyone would hate me bc i would just send in my assassins to take out the other world powers that annoyed me

resist? with my back?

who else up peeling they rutabega ??

this song stays relevant

if for some hypothetical reason, the chain of succession to the presidency was disrupted or maybe fully removed from existence, I think we could have an emergency election right now and Luigi would win

many are asking doesn't matter why we love him, just that we do in fact, love him

Luigi thirst traps, getchyur luigi thirst traps here!

me and my little buddy

its the final countdown

someone pulled strings off their sheets or uniform and pulled them apart to thread his eyebrows for him

it doesn't matter if you take him to court if he just says "no, im gonna do what I want." jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus dems figure it out whoever calls TOD on the great american experiment has a good chance of getting in on whatever new regime takes over.

me and my little buddy

Hearing about more dedicated public health professionals being let go and will re-iterate to any MD/DO with clinical interest in outpatient pediatrics HMU. We would be happy to have you.

im gonna have an Italian sub bigger than my head about it

ELON DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS OF DICKS AND BALLS

one of my patients has an 8 yr old son she brings in on occasion and no child has ever liked me as much as this kid does, not even the 3 I birthed mysef. I have no idea why he likes me so much but hes my favorite person right now.

ope

ELON DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS OF DICKS AND BALLS

oh balls