When Wizardry II: The Knight of Diamonds came out, my buddy and I practically wore out the 5 1/4" floppies. We reached the end of the game where a riddle stood between us and certain victory. We were sure we had the right answer, but it wouldn't work. In desperation, we called the helpline. (1/x)
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Dan McCoy
Fucked off on today's Cinematrix when I typed in "Emma" and they were like "nuh-uh 'Emma.' with the period."
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When I finally got a human on the phone, I raced through my problem like the Micro Machines guy (2/x)
The helpline guy paused, poised to leap from the highest point on Mt. Sardonic into the waiting pool of my ego.
"Did you try 'THE Knight of Diamonds'?"