I am still on the road and what has just happened to me is that I am at a diner and ordered rye toast with my breakfast and it came with mayonnaise on it. I can unequivocally assert that I did not ask for this and nor did anyone else in diner history
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Gonna smear that mayo all over his mustache like he's Cesar Romero
Mayo for breakfast 🤢
"Mayo acquaintance be forgot" or something like that. Maybe.
I ordered tacos and, as you do, I asked them to add sour cream. They delivered me tacos stuffed to the gills with mayonnaise. It was disgusting :)
Midwest-Mex is not haute cuisine, I can tell you that.
(and that's how I learned about Arctic Circle!)
"Hey, where the fuck is mayo toast?"
“Not a word”
“Very good. We move to Phase 2.”
“This guy’s not gonna notice”