Im sure he got the idea watching North Korea’s parades, where if you don’t cheer and smile, they probably shoot you in the head on the spot. Bet he’s now wishing he could order that, too.
All three look exactly as I wiuod imagine them, if I were to imagine them all having to poop sitting next to each other...
I'm Pete Hegseth, in this scenario.
Becoming Ice Man.
Summoning my spirit animal for protection as I leave my body to confer with the Sphincter & the Council of Sacral Nerves.
Who was it who said something like “when he gets that military parade, and it still doesn’t make him happy, that’ll be when we’re really in for it”
Was is John Oliver? During his last term?
Having seen video where the soldiers seem to defy any effort to march in unison, I look at Hegseth’s pained expression in this photo and take some satisfaction that he realizes there is semi-deniable yet unmistakable noncompliance prevalent in the ranks.
God bless your father fir his brave service to America. My great-uncle landed on Sword Beach with the Brits. He's weeping angry tears in heaven because his sacrifice, and the sacrifice of ALL our veterans, was in vain because fascists are in the Oval Office today.
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Ali Velshi is reporting a " Disney" vibe
There's a civil war salute with a covered wagon rolling by which is bizarre and some minute men. He wanted goosestepping and shooting.
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I'm Pete Hegseth, in this scenario.
Becoming Ice Man.
Summoning my spirit animal for protection as I leave my body to confer with the Sphincter & the Council of Sacral Nerves.
Was is John Oliver? During his last term?
He’s clearly shitting in his diaper.
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It’s a nice reminder it is MY father’s birthday, and he fought nazis the first time around.
😥😥😥😥🙏🙏🙏🙏
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There's a civil war salute with a covered wagon rolling by which is bizarre and some minute men. He wanted goosestepping and shooting.
I was skeptical but the parade was great.
1. The soldiers seem to genuinely appreciate the cheers and recognition
2. It’s informative! Good job to whomever planned it
3. GREAT live metal band
Quite a moving event.
Recruitment will be up for sure!
#SleepyTrump