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Writer/co-writer: The Christophers (2025), The Spot (2026), Full Circle, No Sudden Move, Men in Black, the 3 Bill&Ted movies, Mosaic, Now You See Me 1&2, Charlie's Angels, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, Laverne&Shirley. Fiction: Vanity Fair, The New Yorker
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Arresting judges for “interfering” is another line crossed deep into the field of fascism. Not sure how the alarm can be sounded any louder.

submitted 13 hours ago • 32 comments

JFC

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

If anyone tries to tell you that a tariff is not a tax, you can just remind them that a literal synonym for Tariff is Import Tax.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.

submitted 2 days ago • 206 comments

If anyone tries to tell you that a tariff is not a tax, you can just remind them that a literal synonym for Tariff is Import Tax.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Yes, fertility is dropping. Yes, testosterone is dropping. The problem is pollution and plastics and chemicals and - yes - deregulation of the very entities that are causing the problem. It’s not “wokeness,” you fucking idiots. “Wokeness” is the solution.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

If this were a casting office, Pete Hegseth and Gavin Newsom would be in the waiting room auditioning for the same role

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Favorite Steven Seagal (true) story: A writer goes in to meet with him and he’s behind his desk crying. “Are you okay?” the guy asks. “I just read the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read in my life,” says Seagal. “Who wrote it?” the guy asks. To which Seagal replies: “Me.”

submitted 139 days ago • 84 comments

Yes, fertility is dropping. Yes, testosterone is dropping. The problem is pollution and plastics and chemicals and - yes - deregulation of the very entities that are causing the problem. It’s not “wokeness,” you fucking idiots. “Wokeness” is the solution.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

If this were a casting office, Pete Hegseth and Gavin Newsom would be in the waiting room auditioning for the same role

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Hegseth sounds like the fake name you slur out when you’re caught drunk at a prom you crashed

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Hegseth sounds like the fake name you slur out when you’re caught drunk at a prom you crashed

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Yeah so.. it *doesn’t* live on, is what you’re saying

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

If you’re so sure he’s a gang member, then you should WANT due process, as it will vindicate you and shut everyone else up

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

Courage is contagious

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

If you’re so sure he’s a gang member, then you should WANT due process, as it will vindicate you and shut everyone else up

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

Hilarious to me that the “gender is gender” pres and vp are the most make-up wearingest executive branch leaders in US history

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

submitted 6 days ago • 401 comments

It was the worst of times, it was the even worse than that of times

submitted 6 days ago • 45 comments

This thread contains the grievances against the King of England that caused the creation of the United States. Source: The Declaration of Independence. While a few don't apply to today, the strange thing is.. it's only a few that don't apply to today.

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

It was the worst of times, it was the even worse than that of times

submitted 6 days ago • 45 comments

My best friend’s grandmother - an 82 year old Sunday school teacher - shot and killed her 86 year old husband in a drunken bedside argument. By the below logic, all Christian octogenarian women should be sent to foreign torture prisons.

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs theonion.com/underfu...

submitted 7 days ago • 73 comments

My best friend’s grandmother - an 82 year old Sunday school teacher - shot and killed her 86 year old husband in a drunken bedside argument. By the below logic, all Christian octogenarian women should be sent to foreign torture prisons.

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

Madness. Our enemies couldn’t do more damage…

submitted 7 days ago • 51 comments

What RFK Jr. said was reprehensible. He should be ashamed of himself and step down.

submitted 7 days ago • 806 comments

The Wealthy In This Country Would Poison Us For The Sake Of Profit!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 529 comments

Don't let the last words said by Americans before our country completely collapses be "We were just following orders."

submitted 7 days ago • 261 comments