Phorm - It's impotent rage in a can. - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

schooley.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Phorm - It's impotent rage in a can.

Why is Screaming Freedom cherry, lemon, and blueberry?? Shouldn’t it be hot dogs, apple pie, and gunpowder??

Max Rager!

Phorm? Is that supposed to be the second syllable of perform?
Not a good sounding name.

At first glance, I thought the product name was "PORN". So your tagline tracks.

Just imaging the marketing meeting - "How do we make Kool Aid flavors sound violent?"

My strange brain looks at “phorm” and read “porn”.

But that’s prob what they’re going for.

Gimme some of that RAGIN’ FREEDOM!!!

"I've got it! The Phorm man comes crashing through a wall brandishing an AR-15!"

Any testosterone additives involved?

It's what plants crave!

"Buy it in triplicate!"

I prefer my daily rage(s) in a perfectly sized dry scoop.

But cheers to your rage preference regardless!

It sounds gross.

Annheiser-Busch overcompensating for the Bud Light “fiasco.”

The perfect drink to wash the taste of the family court judge garnishing your paycheck over missed child support payments out of your mouth 😃

Good work by the phocus group.

Oh gross, I genuinely thought it was an oil company

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