Well call me a Boeing 737 cause I’m barely holding it together - ThreadSky

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lolennui.bsky.social • 406 days ago

Well call me a Boeing 737 cause I’m barely holding it together

banger

Me too. I also come apart for like no reason.

BOLTS!

🎶 “The aileron connected to the… no it’s not.

Now kneel and pray to the Lord.” 🎵

- Boeing CEO, probably

HELP 💀💀

Call me a 737 Max because I like putting my nose where it doesn’t belong.

🎶 deez nuts 🎵

& bolts

Got a few loose bolts eh?

you're a Boeing 737

In case of emergency, the hole in the fuselage can be used as an exit

Blaming the manufacturer.

and there's always an open door...

Just flew in from Miami on a 737 and boy are my arms tired (from hanging on to the fuselage)

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