there’s already technology to solve this problem, it’s called a barbecue grill - ThreadSky

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lolennui.bsky.social • 3 days ago

there’s already technology to solve this problem, it’s called a barbecue grill

The CEO of Meta says "the average American has fewer than three friends, fewer than three people they would consider friends.”

Ain't nobody befriending Zuckerberg just because he fires up a grill.

(Or in any circumstances, hell the chatbots will probably run away too.)

You could even skip the food - just a few chairs around a fire in a hole in the ground will do the trick

Or a boat

can't ask your friend to slaughter the meat

Pay off a bunch of peoples student loans and I guarantee you’d have a buncha new pals

Sweet Baby Ray's

Hell yeah

And the pub.

He owns a big green egg. That means he’s insufferable.

And also not being Zuckerberg.

But how can you do that at scale?

Wait, so the guy who has the emotive range of a tree stump thinks he's qualified to tell the rest of us about making friends?

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