Wow this is just like Godzilla vs King Kong if we had to hear weird rumors about their dicks on the news sometimes - ThreadSky

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lolennui.bsky.social • 13 days ago

Wow this is just like Godzilla vs King Kong if we had to hear weird rumors about their dicks on the news sometimes

It’s well known that King Kong had a very tiny penis in proportion to his size, hence the rage.

And they were both cowards who slap fight on the Internet.

oh yeah I uh [ looks around furtively ] I don't know any weird rumors about godzilla's dick

Tired: Night of the Long Knives

Wired: Night of the Short Dicks

If Godzilla was fighting Kong there would be entire subreddits devoted to discourse about their dicks

?

Like - they do in the movies, no?

In real life they would have big swinging monster dicks that the Hollywood elites aren't brave enough to show

Is Godzilla's gender clear though?

(Kong seems male typed, considering the "kidnapping the damsel" thing)

* Guy who knows too much about gorilla dicks because of a stupid book they read *

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