this is what it finally took to convince me i can make my White House dreams a reality. Americans are ready for the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal - ThreadSky

iwriteok.bsky.social • 1 day ago

this is what it finally took to convince me i can make my White House dreams a reality.

Americans are ready for the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal

Reposted from Kashana

RIP imposter syndrome, which came to a violent end in Pete Hedgseth’s group chat.

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andrewsorg.bsky.social•1 day ago

Macheticine 2028

turnitup5000db.bsky.social•1 day ago

$7SBXD. We need to print hats now, everyone is gonna want one. A political campaign like nobody has ever seen, you wouldn’t believe it.

dl1331.bsky.social•1 day ago

Red hats?

turnitup5000db.bsky.social•1 day ago

Big, beautiful red hats. Tough guys will come up to you with tears in their eyes and ask for a Xanax snicker bar.

dl1331.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m so excited!!!!! I want them to beg. On their knees. Then I will calmly eat it in front of them.

mollygos.com•1 day ago

i wasn't sure i was onboard with the $7 snickers bar of xanax deal but after reading that article about pete hegseth's group chat, i see the vision

lavenderquill.bsky.social•1 day ago

If the last three months have proved anything, it's that you could win the presidency and go "Every drug is legal" and nobody would stop you, apparently.

nikomo.fi•23 hours ago

soda fountains should have a button that mixes in everclear

beligerant-retailr.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nah, man, the real money is in bottled lithium water.

philosophiejane.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, what we need right now, on top of everything else, is the majority of the populace going on a benzo bender. If you think things are weird now, you ain't seen nothing yet!

woodenman.bsky.social•1 day ago

There is nothing an average joe could say after consuming a $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax that could be more embarrassing than someone literally saying 👊🇺🇸🔥 in an opsec leak with top goverment officials

joseortega78.bsky.social•1 day ago

I fully support your coup

eljebus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not just ready, drooling for it.

brianwroten.bsky.social•1 day ago

What is this about Pete Hegseth and impostor syndrome dying in a group chat?

titaniumman91.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/?gift=Y5UOGK3oJJO3esRHvDP7oeW5jQsOVG6-9G-cuPtsNoQ&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

clutch3-16.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you’re elected where does the title of President go in relation to Reverend-Doctor? Would you be President Reverend-Doctor Robert Evans or Reverend-Doctor President Robert Evans?

trollprincess.bsky.social•1 day ago

My only criticism of the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax is that I do not like nuts, and would like to request a $7 Caramello or Milky Way or Whatchamacallit Bar of Xanax.

iwriteok.bsky.social•1 day ago

you misunderstand me. the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax is made entirely of 100% alprazolam, it is just the same shape and size as a Snickers bar

dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social•23 hours ago

will it have notches formed in it to make it easier to share with a friend?

dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social•23 hours ago

also does same shape and size imply it will have the Snickers Dick Vein?

trollprincess.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ah, excellent.

partialmitch.bsky.social•1 day ago

What if the nuts *are* Xanax?

dcoats.bsky.social•1 day ago

Machetes for all?

adadinpa.bsky.social•1 day ago

My brother loved Xanax to death…You have my vote.

berfield.com•1 day ago

I'm in.

comrade-barbie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Any Lithium in the drinking water!

comrade-barbie.bsky.social•1 day ago

And*

sophiaflorence.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can we get the same but for Adderall? Asking for a friend..my best friend, even (me).

drturdferguson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well you do need something to keep you up after taking a bite of the snicker bar xanax.

mirthfulowl.bsky.social•1 day ago

If I were a government official this situation would be my version of the "went to school without my pants" nightmare.

moonrakerone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sometimes I feel inferior because my writing hasn't gotten published yet.
Then I realize I'm not in the Trump administration, and it makes me feel better.

uneasywriter.bsky.social•1 day ago

You’ve got my vote! Suggested campaign slogan: Snickers and Xanax: Better Together! Uh, throw something about “America” in there, idk.

superfluousthomas.bsky.social•1 day ago

Literally, a PFC fresh out of AIT has more qualifications and security than this fuck.

mikeyalexander.bsky.social•1 day ago

I had never had them because I wasn’t big on candy at the time, so I only just learned yesterday those powdered candy Dipping sticks are edible.

So the technology for a Snickers Bar of Xanax is already available!

Plus, there’s some way to pair them up in a bundle with Super Soakers Full of Piss!

ndrichter.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's time for America to break out in felonies

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