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TV writer. Author of the novels THE SURVIVALISTS and THE PAYBACK (July 2025) and the newsletter Targeted Advertising. Deadly with a butter knife. Preorder THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
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Some much-needed good news here.

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Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!

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It’s 2026, and the three highest grossing movies are about the dark side of egg smuggling.

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And also stirred.

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I love sports bras. Everyone needs a piece of clothing you can only put on with pliers and only take off with an ax.

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Police procedurals everywhere else: sex money and anger cause most murder sprees British police procedurals: most murder sprees start when a person discovers that they were adopted

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“In an annual filing, the company said its business could be adversely affected if it was ‘unable to attract or retain specialized talent or top talent with diverse perspectives, experiences and backgrounds.’” Cola wars just leveled up.

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love when people perceive extreme wealth as some mystical leveling up you achieve when you accomplish jedi mind tricks in business and entrepreneurship when the answer is really just: be part of the system that hands shit out to people like you for free.

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Happy Black History Month

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I simply cannot believe that a gold chain and an autotuned rap song didn’t make the dude whose apps say it’s ok to call women property cool.

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www.haymarketbooks.org/blogs/521-th...

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Kathy Hochul announces she will put a corruption pricing camera on Eric Adams 24-7: "We're keeping the cameras on."

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GOP: let’s pretend to help people while we steal from them and they probably won’t notice Dems: let’s think about doing something as part of a 26 step process that respects the bipartisanship of 1996, and then cop out

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“You should do something.” “Nah, I think I’ll start a committee that oversees a task force to create a coalition that might do something in 2032, but probably not.”

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"We've added A.I. to--" me:

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Speaking of preordering:

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The funniest part of this era is the every five minute uncovering that one of the white nationalists is racist.

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Today, I found out that the Department of Defense banned the Well-Read Black Girl anthology by Glory Edim. I was one of its contributors. I'm really hurt right now. So if you have it in you, please buy books by Black women from independent bookstores.

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One-man off Broadway show where I perform 1200 classic Vines back-to-back over two hours

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The Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) sent out this message to employees today from the "HUD DOGE team" looking for suggestions on programs to cut:

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Sucks for you who have to eat

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Live your life so people don’t hate you enough to let you put “yo man, I had no idea who that dude FDR was” in your politics newsletter.

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