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TV writer. Author of the novels THE SURVIVALISTS and THE PAYBACK (July 2025) and the newsletter Targeted Advertising. Deadly with a butter knife.
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Anything can be hot on the right person.
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They really worked for that shot.
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Man’s out there as a living advertisement for body lotion.
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Ready for GQ
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It’s kinda good. As much as you can rock those ankle chains, he’s rocking them.
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Seen the other day while browsing in a store.
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For Whom The Egg Rolls
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28 Eggs Later
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“Little Jimmy Bond takes his orange juice shaken, not stirred.”
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Yup. So close.
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“Maybe you deserved to die,” our sports bras say, “after all, you’re the one who tried to take me off.”
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Every time you put it on!
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That moment when you realize it sliced you open
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đź‘€
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I couldn’t either. Happy they’re still standing up for us!
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Same.
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I know it
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They just want to be loved and I absolutely love denying them that
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I think that’s cold comfort to all the people on whom ICE is gonna go buck wild.
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It hasn’t failed. Don’t let the humorless scolds get you down.
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Yay!
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Thank you!
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Every day. Especially both because we know that, and because the places running this stuff know it doesn’t move the needle. What are these guys doing? Where is our stolen personal info?
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I didn’t either, which is why I’m a little surprised we’ve been presented with so much proof
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“This secret n-word tape where he promises to deport all the minorities and ensure that Starbucks is staffed by underqualified white men shows that Jim Grand Wizard, 36, is racist”
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It’s called Bennetts, it’s in Madison, Wisconsin, they flip it on the morning with breakfast, they call it “smut & eggs.”
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Please call it “Six Second Man.”