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iwriteok.bsky.social • 1 day ago

you owe us, God

Reposted from Fraser

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

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garrettleach.dev•1 day ago

Oh God it's near Fruitland.

boathemian.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Western W49

hikeandbikempls.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please let it stab Smithville.

justjukka.bsky.social•1 day ago

Put it on Easter and watch the evangelicals go crazy 😄

kaitensatsuma.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would kill for "Knife-Nado"

pikablu.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was literally just listening to your Louis Van Schoor episode where you and Molly chatted about Twisters for a loooooong time.

leftyconspirator.bsky.social•1 day ago

The funniest Final Destination sequence ever filmed.

relaxedpizza.bsky.social•1 day ago

Praying this thing Wicked Witch of the Easts an unspecified Greg

missed-sla.bsky.social•1 day ago

We have our knife missiles, God has his.

cubane-revolution.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagine if it hit Joe Rogan in the chest

steadfastscoundrel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Armed Tornados is not on my bingo card 🌪️🔪

soundcollapse.bsky.social•1 day ago

if it hits a few Teslas, does that make the knife, the tornado, or God the "domestic terrorist"?

mahmoudgaza199044.bsky.social•21 hours ago

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jaimedmz.bsky.social•1 day ago

*God nails him from across the country*

himbosuplex.bsky.social•1 day ago

I dream of a tornado whipping that knife so hard it flies hundreds of miles and embeds right into Cut and Shoot, TX.

scottmacs.com•1 day ago

I feel like @aproblemsquared.bsky.social has been asking for something to happen with "a big [thing]." Poor Aussies didn't know what America was capable of!

chuckennui.bsky.social•1 day ago

Knife missile. If there's a god. C'mon knife missile!

seastark.com•1 day ago

I remember when I found out that the R-9X was real and not just a bit that Robert made up. Wasn't a great feeling.

curtis-lemayfield.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was just gonna say the same thing, the knife missile is not a bit, it's a real fucking thing we make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZKDSQxXjVY&t=38s

confoundedjoe.bsky.social•1 day ago

And it is actually the most humane of all missles. Like a self guided sniper rifle.

curtis-lemayfield.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is it better than splattering random children and bystanders into red mist and paste? Yes.
Is it humane? No.

oozeley.bsky.social•1 day ago

the giant knife is gonna get blown around and land directly on the end of joel osteen's penis

elasticogomez.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd prefer it land on Greg Abbott during a press conference and slice him in half live on camera. But that's just me.

chuckennui.bsky.social•1 day ago

This knife is big enough for the both of them.

schmada.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can it take down the Statue of Liberty from there?

nicopicoticolico.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you get a video of a giant knife, post it !!

fox-e-laurence.bsky.social•1 day ago

HOLY SHIT LET’S GOOOOO

bobidge.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would be the one running around yelling “I got it! I got it!”
Waiting for it to fall.

sarahofswords.bsky.social•23 hours ago

(feverishly writing up a pitch to revive the Sharknado series)

mod1968.bsky.social•1 day ago

From the minds that brought you Sharknado comes the sensational new film… Knifenado… 3D.

porcorossolini.bsky.social•1 day ago

You tell them Robert

We deserve to see the worlds biggest knife throw via tornado

retrogamerje.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tired: The US government is controlling the weather
Wired: Robert Evans is controlling the weather

diggydee.bsky.social•1 day ago

SHARPNADO

ben-ms.bsky.social•1 day ago

michaelq77.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dude! 😆😆 omg
That would be something, headline reading something like Giant knife weildingn baby slashes and dashes riding tornado thru...

laszler.bsky.social•1 day ago

All I can think about now is Spazz’s Sword of the Lord.

laszler.bsky.social•1 day ago

Slice and dice… with the sword of the lord!!!

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