This man looks like a part-time magician who realized pick up artistry was not for him but maybe he could get a lovely assistant - ThreadSky

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audrelawdamercy.bsky.social • 30 days ago

This man looks like a part-time magician who realized pick up artistry was not for him but maybe he could get a lovely assistant

Reposted from Ian Carrillo

This is the acting FBI director, who calls himself The Drizz.

Drizz the Magnificent

LOLSOB. He truly looks like a theme park character.

willsword.uk•30 days ago

Think he does wrestling on the weekend and plays the piano flute favourite music artist is Weird Al Yankovic

The manager at a chuck e cheese that everyone says shouldn't be managing a chuck e cheese.

He’s the head pirate on weekends at your local long john silvers

I would have pinned him as a Twin Peaks character.

The personable guy who teaches introductory lessons at the strip mall Guitar Center

At least he has the decency to adopt a “can you believe this? I cannot believe this.” expression.

Also is this the one they picked or the one that accidentally go put on the website? Have they fixed that yet?

This is the one they accidentally put on the website.

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*record scratch* "Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."

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