Hello I am running for president 2028 my main platform is that I am going to put xanax in the water - ThreadSky

dopestatistics.bsky.social • 33 days ago

Hello I am running for president 2028 my main platform is that I am going to put xanax in the water

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peaopoe.bsky.social•24 days ago

Put it in now and you have my vote

iggdawg.com•33 days ago

Pledge to abolish daylight savings time and you've got my undying support

thesarahboyle.bsky.social•24 days ago

I keep getting these ads for bath salts that tell me cities with higher levels of natural lithium in their water supply have happier people (ignoring the fact that they are drinking the water, not just bathing in it), so there can't be anything wrong with this plan.