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A cloud of smoke trying to occupy space cat haver / web developer / currently studying to become an addiction counselor
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'luigi mangione being celebrated as a hero will lead to a valorization of vigilante violence' is one of those things that only sounds reasonable if you start paying attention to American vigilantism at the exact moment it targets someone with wealth and influence

That’s exactly why Amazon failed. Too many transactions taking place too quickly. 😞

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This muthafukka really doesn't take a bad shot.

Someday people will forget that not everything in every store was behind a stupid locked cabinet that you have to hunt down an employee to open. You used to just be able to go to Walmart and toss a Nintendo controller into your cart with the Chex mix. It was called shopping and it was great

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

a series of sounds emanated from his vocal chords while his mouth hole was open and closed in a patterned way but we leave it up to the readers to determine what, if anything, the series of vibrations could be interpreted as indicating

what if, and i'm just spit balling here, instead of only terrible things happening, something good happened for a change

I'm sorry but I'm just not going to be cowering in fear of these clowns. They suck and they are cruel but they are not God.

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

They should open it up What difference would one more curse make at this point

That prize could really help with her MRI! Please vote.

“the United States is not a startup. The federal government exists to do all of the things that are definitionally not profitable, that serve the public good rather than protect investor profits. (The vast majority of startups also fail, something the United States cannot afford to do.)”

That’s right

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times

So Elon and Duffy lied about DOGE just getting a tour of FAA. By the time Duffy lied about doge they were already being on boarded as staffers. They’re there to “fix” air traffic control. www.wired.com/story/faa-do...

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

That dude walking up to the microphone to make sure all the procedural T's and I's are crossed and dotted while a man lays dying next to him is kind of a perfect summation of our democracy.

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex

Feels like I'm missing something. Even setting aside the clear corruption and conflict of interest, why would SpaceX know how to "overhaul air traffic control"? Is the knowledge required to launch a rocket every few months really transferable to managing 7,500 planes in the air?

This fish need to leave us tf alone

You could never do this post today, no one has access to that many eggs

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

I keep thinking of this quote from the Great Gatsby: 
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

Apparently we don't need that either.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.