I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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I love that Pritzker is a leading candidate for 2028 and there would be no better mascot for a Chungus admin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QwZjhHcLZk
1) make the following holidays. Superbowl Monday/Presidents Day
Nov 1 = Columbus Day l/after Halloween
2) all zoom/teams/webex must make all 10 main controls the same on the screen to matter the platform.
3) national parks free
If someone ran on destroying Comcast I wouldn't even need to hear about the rest of their platform.
"In my submission, your honour, everybody hates their telcom but everybody has to have a telcom so I'm not concerned."
Many trains. Lots of trains.
The nyc subway should go all the way to Philly and into upstate NY
Bullet trains to make living in Pittsburgh and working in NY feasible.
File your candidacy papers today.
“WE ALL WILL AND IT WILL BE AWESOME”
Then we can work on getting it swole like King Kong.
a larger government is even more appealing to the right-wing, because it offers them even more control
Chungus gonna EAT THE RICH 2 FEED THE PEOPLE
An emperor rising tide
LET'S GO!
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North Carolina taxpayers paid for my secondary and university and allowed be to graduate ate w/ no student debt.
I don’t care if you pay a mortgage or even have kids. Pay your own taxes.
Where is my Yao Ming sized healthcare goddamnit