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Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

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An underrated great thing about everyone using alt text is seeing how people describe the massive tits they drew

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Don't be modest, @nytimes.com, @theatlantic.com, @theguardian.com. Take a bow. What a beautiful atrocity you've built.

submitted 5 hours ago • 9 comments

this man's face absolutely destroys me

submitted 4 hours ago • 70 comments

Please please please let him excommunicate JD Vance before he croaks 🤞

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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

submitted 3 hours ago • 385 comments

The idea of Evil Steve Brule is more fun in the abstract than it is in reality.

submitted 3 hours ago • 24 comments

I'm a "sex nerd" but in the sense where I'm just really interested in it as a topic. I love hearing about all the sick shit u people are into. I find it educational

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Went 2-3-1 (2 wins, 3 losses, 1 draw) in the Cup Of Ace Monthly and had a lot of fun! Blue Eyes is such a fun deck with the new support, and I felt I mostly played pretty well.

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If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

submitted 7 hours ago • 24 comments

Basically, i think surveys dont work for understanding anything and the overreliance on stem education has broken everyone’s brain by subordinating intuition and judgment to shallowly interpreted data

submitted 6 hours ago • 14 comments

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 8 hours ago • 117 comments

i'm totally unconvinced of the whole "we need to embrace the people that turn on Trump after they get screwed personally." they were totally on board with the right fucking over other people and shouldn't be embraced until they actually change. you shouldn't make tactical alliances with Ernst Rohm.

submitted 8 hours ago • 27 comments

start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

submitted 13 days ago • 23 comments

Pokémon is good, I've decided. It's been fun to hardly know anything about the type chart and just fill in my own as I experiment with strengths and weaknesses

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

It would be so easy to destroy the brittle bones of a streamer whose teeth fall out on their own. It’s a tragedy I don’t get to do it. He’d crack like a brittle autumn leaf. Ohhh I’d breathe him in

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

submitted 21 hours ago • 32 comments

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

submitted 20 hours ago • 198 comments

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

submitted 11 hours ago • 145 comments

a perfect loaf 🍞

submitted 10 hours ago • 11 comments

I won't listen to your suggestions unless you attack a silo. I take advice with a grain assault

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

every single one of the 70 year old wine moms in the replies posting gifs can be shown the guiding light of maoism. I believe this in my bones. we just need to print the little red book in the live laugh love font

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

truly incredible

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

A) gosh I love being the main character because of sports I don't play B) "is the Maine here" is very funny

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been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

submitted 1 day ago • 50 comments

on a plane and watching the guy in front of me get whipped up into a lather about trans stuff while he watches fox news. i hate this environmental storytelling shit so much man

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

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Hey folks! Tonight I'll be playing more Pokémon Scarlet, joined by my girlfriend @anyascreen.bsky.social! I have a limited range of knowledge about Pokémon and immediately I've been thrust into fighting something called a "Stony Cliff Titan" 🕒 Join us at 6:30 PM CT! www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam

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lmao, jesus

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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

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New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

submitted 2 days ago • 852 comments

he looks like a GTA parodic version of himself you'd have to tolerate through too many side quests

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Hmm, I was not happy with Elden Ring Nightreign as a concept, but I didn't realize it wasn't full price... if I had enough friends who also commited to buying it, I could see myself spending $40 where I wouldn't spend $60...

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We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

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At the end of his CPAC speech, Steve Bannon exclaimed “Fight! Fight! Fight!”, raised his arm in a brief Nazi salute gesture, brought his arm down, nodded his head at the crowd, and then said, “Amen!”

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colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit @poofeline.bsky.social for the punchline

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Two days of Jerma streams in a row in the year of our lord 2025?! End times are here

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It's great that Elon keeps saying people should have more kids while setting this example

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments