"Dear Elon,
After crying with fear at the loss of my job, house, and healthcare, I met with my co-workers where we cried with fear at the loss of our jobs, houses, and healthcare. Then whenever we took breaks from our regular jobs, we'd yell out, 'Fuck a Elon Musk. Racist-ass drug addict!' "
In the past week his accomplishments have included a plummeting approval rating, a plummeting stock market, and GOP Reps getting their heads taken off in their own (red) districts. By his own criteria, he should resign immediately.
I thought this must be a fake, but no, he really tweeted this. I haven’t seen anything yet in my email; deciding how to reply if an email actually comes through. “I got more done than a ketamine-addled psychopathic billionaire.”
I can’t wait to respond to this when I get it. What did I do last week? Joined my union. Plotted with friends to share info if and when we are fired. Planned activism we will take to fight the hostile takeover. Shared info on the illegal actions taken by the regime. All this after my regular 40 hrs.
Will this email be sent to DOGE administrator. If so, I wholly endorse the failure to respond (or at least identify yourself) being taken as a resignation
"Requsting to understand." I think they already know what they did. If you mean, please explain to an ignorant fool that might not understand air traffic, radiation, ebola or bird flu safety concerns, or personnel . Why don't you just say so instead of having another whoopsie my bad week
They should respond as if Trump wrote it: “I did many things. Great things. A lot of people are saying they were the greatest things. Things that no one has ever seen done before. The very best things.”
Make certain to include exhaustive detail of every minute of your work week, e.g., time spent on bathroom breaks, dealing with stupid questions/requests from higher-ups and, especially, the time you spent keeping track of how you spent your time all week, writing it up, and answering the email.
Like, imagine if you're deployed somewhere, you just get back from driving a humvee around some rubble, you pop open the ol' satellite uplink, and there's an email from [email protected] cc: [email protected] that says "Explain what you do for a living right now or you're fired."
I hope everyone replies and also releases the reply publicly, and that news orgs compile the highlights. Fed workers work their asses off for very little pay and not enough respect. More people should have that shoved in their faces.
Time for all Fed employees to walk out. Massive strike. Just shut it all down until regular HR order returns. No air traffic, no mail, no Soc Sec checks processed… just walk out.
If Musk is a fed employee then he should answer what he’s been doing as well. If he’s not a fed employee, what authority does he have to question a fed employee since they don’t work for him?
I had to read that three times to understand the terrible syntax and grammar. If he can't read/write English like a real American, maybe we should deport him.
Elon can get bent. I encourage all Feds to feed their PD to ChatGPT and ask it to generate 5000 words of what duties someone in that position typically performs. Bonus points if you instruct ChatGPT to slip in “Fuck Elon” 100 times in the output.
I mean, last week I got high as a kite, went up on stage in front of a bunch of people, muttered a lot of nonsense, and swung a prop chainsaw around, so is that good or bad?
Musk qualifies for the Peter Principle which observes people in a hierarchy tend to rise to "a level of respective incompetence". They are promoted based on their success in previous jobs until they reach a level which they are no longer competent. Musks days of contribution to society has ended.
A friend of mine applied for a job at SpaceX about 15 years ago, and he dropped out of the interview process because they basically were asking him to sing the praises of Elon. This is before it was widely known what a piece of shit he is, and my friend found it weird and creepy.
seriously, bosses who tell you what to do, then act like they completely forgot giving you a task and think you must've been sitting around with your thumb up your ass, are the WORST. i'm not responsible for your memory problems, dude!!
1 did ketamine in the office bathroom
2 went golfing at mar a lago
3 paid a kid to live stream a video game using my account
4 did ketamine in the mar a lago bathroom
5 your mom
Every day i think things can’t get worse and every day they do. The cruelty behind this email is staggering! Can you imagine receiving it if you have a mortgage, credit card debt and two kids? This is worse than Hitler, worse than Stalin and no better than Pol Pot. America has gone beyond shame.
Actually can the orange buffoon log what he did last week: post on his site, golf, golf, golf, eat McDonald’s, demean the President of Ukraine, announced himself as king, etc. Doesn’t seem that work was done, so fire him!
Also, that's not how resignation works. I'm pretty sure there are laws against what he just did. So, we'll see another round of "oops, come back please."
All the fired employees should write what they would have done (provide critical care to veterans, safeguard nuclear weapons, maintain radar at Dulles) and make it public. Keep it up for 4 weeks so we really know what we’ve lost
The thing that is incredibly stupid about this: federal service is insanely numbers focused. Arguably more than the private sector. Any metric of performance will be catalogued and tied to performance reviews.
Both of them, considering as how this is the same guy who not only fired all of the Musk fans in the Twitter employee population out of random malice, but also fired a really vital Twitter executive out of a hybrid splash of spite and stupidity because he thought "having MS is being lazy"
If they can't fire them they will make a bullshit scenario for the federal employees to get themselves fired so that would give them the excuse to fire them. If you don't go and get me room temperature sprite it will be taken as a resignation type of bs. FFS
He's the micromanager that demands to know what you've done but also doesn't comprehend what you do. And then will talk at you for an hour about how expert they are.
That’s ridiculous 🙃 I basically don’t consider t-25 & wtfmusk to be human beings😎 there bloody traitors to the rule of law and the US Constitution! I’m sick of their hourly lies and contempt for honest hardworking Americans 😵💫🤨
It's a replay of when he rounded up all of the coders for Twitter to make them print out all of the code they've coded and fired all of the ones who "didn't code enough"
Dear Elon,
I'd love to tell you what I did last week but it's classified. If I told you, I'd be fired. So, if I don't tell you I'll also be fired. My job is critical to national security. Also to your personal security. Can't tell you why. Have a nice day.
I used to be a high school Spanish teacher. Our yearly performance reviews included an admin sitting in on our classes. After our Asst Principal did that once, he shrugged and told me, "Well, I don't speak Spanish. But it looked like you were doing a good job."
One year in high school, we had what seemed like a constant stream of "observers" coming through. I asked my English teacher about it. "Oh, those are administrators that have been removed from their positions, but they can't fire. Go ahead and ignore them."
there was a great parody account from the early days of musk twitter telling stories in which musk is a mediocre software engineer instead of an obvious total fraud. "ANOTHER code review where mixed up `==` and `.equals`. i'm starting to suspect he's never even read the JLS"
Fed employees should just ask grok to write the email for them with instructions to tell Elon what he wants to hear. I completed 5 major budget saving projects and directed all the money to your bank accounts, Elon.
Updating this...they sent it to Defense offices, so maybe/probably intelligence as well? The data could be fed into AI models not owned by the USA, and not for HR reasons.
Trump now fully controls all 3 branches, military, CIA, FBI, NSA and DOGE will steal everything. Marshal law. Barron will inherit the throne. No more elections. MAGA killed democracy. We’re all under surveillance. We live in Russia. Boycott everything
They're not going to hire humans to read. You just have to use enough tags the AI will approve. Hell, get ChatGPT to write it for you and copypasta every Friday.
•Flew back to Austin to refill jar of K
•Zoom’ed with neo nazis in Europe
•Saluted hitler
•Neglected my children
•Had mid-life crisis public breakdown at CPAC
What’s kind of amazing is the guy who is the expert on “efficiency” could have technology tell him what people did, but instead wants them to stop doing their job to tell him…very efficient
Best thing to do with threats like this is to tell them to funk off. The next thing he will do will be cut there pay and benefits.
(Yes, I know it's easier said than done. If even only a quarter of the people do it , things will fail quickly. Complex organisations don't have a lot of slack.)
He always emails after hours or on weekends. He wants us to get worked up worrying about what’s next. When we log in every morning and see his next threatening email.
I had a boss who used to have us write up what we did each day including how much time it took. My last bullet point was something to the effect of ‘writing this report’ -10-15 min
According to the Pew Research Center, there are over 3 million Federal employees. 3+ million emails, 3+ million responses... And what color is the sun on Musk's and Trump's planet?
Putin must be wearing a diaper now pissing himself laughing at the American clownfest he helped create. Not a shot fired, or single missile. He just needed one buffoon to destroy the USA.
notice the language, as well. 'persistent to..' they are folding all of this into language the supports the picture of complete upward authority. it is both a legal shield and propaganda messaging tool
Also, yes, let’s send everyone in the federal government an email through UnClass, to request information about what was accomplished, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE CLASSIFIED. And if you fail to disclose classified information over an unclassified network, you will be subject to termination. Mind bogglin
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After crying with fear at the loss of my job, house, and healthcare, I met with my co-workers where we cried with fear at the loss of our jobs, houses, and healthcare. Then whenever we took breaks from our regular jobs, we'd yell out, 'Fuck a Elon Musk. Racist-ass drug addict!' "
set up a fake government-y-sounding email address to sell it.
AS PER MY LAST EMAIL, MOTHERFUCKER
“Searched on Google translate for how to say, ‘Get bent, Elon’ in 17 different languages”
They suck for procreating with that POS but the kids are innocent and deserve all the support they can get
https://bsky.app/profile/taylorlorenz.bsky.social/post/3liqjkdlndk2i
Malicious compliance is an option people.
Fom: American People
Re: Who is DOGE administrator
Name names. Failure to comply will be taken as resignation.
Respond to an email?
I'd respond ok i got it.
In the end
Nice attempt to circumvent the many lawsuits currently filed against Elon, DOGE and tRump, putting a stay on firings.
Dear Elon, last week I:
• Fucked your mother
• Fucked your dad
• Fucked your kid's mom
• Fucked your ex-wife
• Fucked your other kid's mom
• Fucked your other ex-wife
We are all Fed Workers!
...see how stupid that sounds?
But second, your display name is a message everyone needs to see right now.
Thanks for thinking of us.
2 went golfing at mar a lago
3 paid a kid to live stream a video game using my account
4 did ketamine in the mar a lago bathroom
5 your mom
Every employee should object, start proceedings and for F's sake join a union!
https://gizmodo.com/watch-elon-musk-talk-about-being-illegal-immigrant-1851376973
More of the stupid shit Elon is known for...
2-Replace with Charlie Kirk trained Nazis
3-Eliminate millions of Americans
Thank you for your email.
Fuck off, I’m busy working.
Thank you
What a genius ! No more unemployement !
Think he’d find that productive?
https://actionnetwork.org/event_campaigns/teslatakedown
I guess it is me, expect people to actually want to help instead of gain more followers with clickbait
Is he claiming powers not based in law?
Employee B responds with a bunch of time wasters but adds, posted multiple pro administration remarks on X and Truth Social
Who’s getting fired?
Is it me or is it AutoCorrect?
Have to listen.
That is some awkward ass phrasing.
each individual email, now full of the understanding of each person's job, can now proceed to assist them in their duties. it would be beautiful
do i need to email him a request to understand his tweet?
Dear Elon,
I'd love to tell you what I did last week but it's classified. If I told you, I'd be fired. So, if I don't tell you I'll also be fired. My job is critical to national security. Also to your personal security. Can't tell you why. Have a nice day.
No, not that hard!
Using AI to generate your report, and asking it to embed AI poison pill prompts is probably a good play here.
Simplest would be just not reading any of them and merely firing those who don’t do the assigned homework.
If he’s going to use them in any other way beyond that, he doesn’t have any capacity to process them other than feeding it to an AI.
It’s also illegal to do this.
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•Flew back to Austin to refill jar of K
•Zoom’ed with neo nazis in Europe
•Saluted hitler
•Neglected my children
•Had mid-life crisis public breakdown at CPAC
(Yes, I know it's easier said than done. If even only a quarter of the people do it , things will fail quickly. Complex organisations don't have a lot of slack.)