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average @remapradio.bsky.social episode

what happened here. where am i. why did i make this

we've identified the only group of guys Like This less sympathetic than the people putting "i bought this before elon was crazy" bumper stickers on their cybertrucks

somebody in the @shiftf1podcast.bsky.social discord told me to wayback machine Lance Stroll's website and I was not prepared

You know this mfer is going to try and eat a whole box of cereal

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

is this a safe place to say that i never understood what any of you guys were talking about when you said stuff like “i would never vote for him but he’s pretty funny”

If you’d asked me five minutes ago I would have said there’s no wrong way to eat a croissant but

ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!

before you laugh at this photo understand that every culture is unique. these voters are wearing traditional australian voting garb

A section titled what?? In a chapter titled WHAT????

for a long time i resisted calling dems literally controlled opposition, because as @fleerultra.bsky.social said they absolutely love winning and being in office. but stuff like this really makes question it.

Apparently Khrushchev took one look at San Francisco traffic and decided the USSR needed to discourage personal car use.

what’s- what’s the good way

I knew this wealthy girl who told everyone she worked “in tech” and was “part of a rapidly growing startup” but actually she had no job and spent 10 hours a day moderating a Buffy the vampire message board and everyone treated her like a computer wiz. That’s basically Marc Andreessen if he was cool

This feels a lot like that early period of Covid when some people were shouting about how bad it was going to be while guys like Trump and Musk were predicting it would be over by April.

This is NOT what I was expecting

Russell Brand should be running away with the Worst Half of a Relationship award against his ex Katy Perry, but she's defied the odds and turned it into a race. Even Amanda Palmer is in awe of her grit.

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Katy Perry about to post date Firework as the most ironic song ever put to pen

this is the discourse equivalent of happening to see the meteor carrying the Color Out Of Space land in the well on your quaint New England farm

something I haven't seen yet: isn't a massive increase in the range of goods worth smuggling going to be a big boost to exactly the kind of cross-border organized crime the WH claims it wants to stop?

Hey science folks, weird question. I'm trying to figure out who actually made this illustration of Darwin's finches. It's variously credited to Darwin and John Gould, but I thought Elizabeth Gould did all the art for John. Anyone know?

Yes there will be people who are not the exact type of lefty as you at a protest. a lot of it will be cringe perhaps. No it will not solve all of the real problems. Do it anyway. You will be glad you did.

This may or may not be applicable to the situation at hand but Josh Barro blocked me on Twitter because I kept replying to his posts with the smart Gremlin from Gremlins 2

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

I'd add that there's a lot of people who you can't reach, who aren't persuadable, but even if it's not possible to change who they vote for, it's possible to demoralize and disconcert them and make them feel like chumps for voting for Trump and that's valuable even if they still vote bad.

i will no longer accept "this perspective is too online" from people who are also sitting and typing at their computer. you now have to find me and say it in real life for it to work