It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
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Trump & Co even want to tax the penguins. I guess its any warm body should pay taxes.
Next he will try to tax the chickens, insects & bees. Everyone must pay tribute to, comply with (DEI demands on foreign countries) & worship the orange malignancy.🤮🙄
Yeah. That’s why it’s so BRILLIANT! The best way to fight hatred & fear is with HUMOR! And all these ridiculous actions of Trump are so incredibly ridiculous! It’s great fodder for humor!
This IS true! When Trump imposed all those world-wide tariffs, Heard & McDonald Islands were included, to be charged a 10% tariff on all their goods! Of course, only penguins (+gulls & assorted other ocean species) live there. That’s why this is so hilarious!
Pingu's uncle, King Macaroni the lll has called up the King Penguin national guard and put his Leopard Seals division on standby, as rumours abound that JD and Usha Vance sans brats may try to pay a surprise visit to Heard Island. Protests are planned "You're not welcome, leave our fish alone!"
Is it true the Penguins are having discussions about an alliance with the emus? Are there any truth to the rumours that the emus are teaching the penguins guerilla tactics? #auspol
Congratulations!
The US just imposed a 10% tariff on you ...
What is it you export to the US ??
NOTHING !?? HA! (no offense)
When will this weak bully of a certifiably insane madmen learn from his ignorance?? Never...!!!
He's right all the time, ya know! 😂
The emus still remember their heroic victory in the Great Emu War of 1932.
Wikipedia: "The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic."
Farkkkk, if the emus get involved it’s all out war. Mango Mussolini hasn’t got a hope in hell against those bastards. Remember the Great Emu War of 1932 **shivers**
Heard Island, Australia's rarely-acknowledged external territory (*checks map), is now much-loved. We stand in solidarity with you and the penguin citizens against Trump's tariffs. Thanks for the laughs 😃. Trump is an idiot. #auspol 🐧
All these brutal and criminal penguins have been ripping off, lying to, and cheating the US for years. Now it's over. The US must defend itself against all this criminal activity! 80% tariffs on all tailcoats!
Hey, I went to college with Steve. He's in there, between Eric and Megan. Steve said he and the other penguins would return my copy of Pokemon HeartGold soon.
These emperor penguins have been taking advantage of the US far too long. Many of them are openly gay, and they call themselves birds, yet they don't fly. No more penguin placation.
You're MUST organise and fight. We all want USA to rejoin the civilised world but now? Nobody can trust you.
New alliances will form excluding you.
You won't be able to just stroll back in like nothing ever happened.
Isolationist, self centred, entitled. The world will move on without you.
Trained from birth, Heard Island's PCOs are not only quack troops but are steeped in previously unknown methods of crowd control. Human science is only beginning to grasp the PCOs deepest roots as influencers of Heard mentality.
Honestly I applaud the ongoing razzing of the Trump Oligarchy applying tariifs to a penguin nation. Keep it up our webbed foot, tuxedo wearing, and marching winter soldiers! This Canadian is with you! In solidarity! Much love!
USA corporatists are planning for when the ice is melted, the penguins are dead and they can “drill, baby, drill”. They know exactly what they are doing
LOL. The Orange Coated Shit Bag is surrounded by a gaggle of ignorant incompetents. Whoever came up with that list of countries to slap tariffs on should be named and shamed.
THEY'RE COMING...🥶
I'M TELLING YOU THEY'RE COMING...🥶
HIDE YOUR FAMILIES...
HIDE THE CHILDREN...
PENGUINS ARE MORE FEROCIOUS THAN POLAR BEARS!!!!
RUN!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN....OMG😱
🍁🛶❤️💙💚🔬⚖️🌻🌻🌻✊
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Next he will try to tax the chickens, insects & bees. Everyone must pay tribute to, comply with (DEI demands on foreign countries) & worship the orange malignancy.🤮🙄
This is getting a bit silly
🐧🐧🤣😂🤣😂
D-U-M-B-E. 😃
I'm a better friend than a penguin.
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Looking sharp.
The US just imposed a 10% tariff on you ...
What is it you export to the US ??
NOTHING !?? HA! (no offense)
When will this weak bully of a certifiably insane madmen learn from his ignorance?? Never...!!!
He's right all the time, ya know! 😂
Wikipedia: "The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
#penguinpower #HeardIsland #trumptariffs
And if they feel pressure to join with the Orcas...
SMH.
The fools.
The damned fools.
With love
https://youtu.be/muVheW76L-A
Oh dear
#trumpattackslinux
@meidastouch.com
The Australian prime minister, Anthony Albanese, said on Thursday: “Nowhere on earth is safe.”
#heardisland #tariffs #donaldjslump #dumb
https://bsky.app/profile/mrianjohnson.bsky.social/post/3llveai6vjc2h
#IStandWithPenguins
New alliances will form excluding you.
You won't be able to just stroll back in like nothing ever happened.
Isolationist, self centred, entitled. The world will move on without you.
Plenty of Emperors though.
He and all his personal staff are obviously imbeciles!
Pah, why not...
It's the accent...
I'M TELLING YOU THEY'RE COMING...🥶
HIDE YOUR FAMILIES...
HIDE THE CHILDREN...
PENGUINS ARE MORE FEROCIOUS THAN POLAR BEARS!!!!
RUN!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN....OMG😱
🍁🛶❤️💙💚🔬⚖️🌻🌻🌻✊
Fear the BFB!
Bravo!!! 👏👏👏 😂😂😂