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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

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How it started. How it’s going

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it’s so funny to be like “we don’t need diverse spies”

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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

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how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

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X: it’s where the conversations happen (if they allow them to)

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Eric Adams can’t be trusted. That’s why I’ve asked Eric Adams for his recommendations of who should help keep him in check.

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George Clooney, still dining out on “Batman & Robin”:

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Always a pleasure catching up with my friend Zack Snyder, consummate filmmaker (and a doubly consummate storyteller!)

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this will better allow her to focus on the real issues, like that restored painting at the museum containing the soul of a 16th century Carpathian warlord

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We’re going to create an entire district where you can see people performing musical theater every night. We’ve even got a great idea for a show about the Wizard of Oz, where -get this- the Wicked Witch of the West is the hero!

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today would have been Robert Altman's 100th birthday.

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Us: hey if a man raped someone maybe don’t put him in charge of the pentagon JD Vance: wow boys, don’t be afraid to have a beer

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James Bond will return in NO PRIME TO DIE

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Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.

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you know, i am starting to think he didn't actually conduct a review process before arriving at his decision

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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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The correct response to the congestion pricing move is "I'm sorry, but New York does not recognize the legal authority of a guy who is famous from The Real World"

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