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[David Bowie’s “Heroes” begins to play out of nowhere] www.starwars.com/news/andor-t...

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i just moved all my investments out of the stock market and into Lucille Bluth memes, let's see how that's paying off for me

submitted 4 hours ago • 20 comments

paying $8 a month for an AI service so you can ignore and yell at its answers

submitted 8 hours ago • 34 comments

one of the funniest things about writing this is that these two archetypes are so genuinely common that everyone assumes i'm writing about specific people on the forum they post to

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Well I’ll be.

submitted 21 hours ago • 6 comments

didn’t expect to hear the phrase “anus-to-genital area” during the Tonys…commercials

submitted 21 hours ago • 35 comments

Patti switching her TV to the NBA finals

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Congrats to Cole Escola but nothing will make me laugh harder tonight than Sarah Paulson’s perceptible grimace as she attempted to steady a microphone that Jean Smart had (gently) bumped

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Not quite 10 years old:

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

When the Tonys posts are pushing out the sports posts

submitted 23 hours ago • 12 comments

Excellent choices for first Tonys presenters of the night

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Watch us tonight, presenting at the Tony’s. We’ll be properly dressed by showtime. 👀

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

I’m late to this interview with Tony Gilroy but I think his answer, about why most art is progressive, hits the nail on the head. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/o...

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

logging on this morning like

submitted 3 days ago • 22 comments

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

submitted 4 days ago • 232 comments

Hell yeah I’ve got Switch 2 Switch 2 a new medication every couple of months so please bear with me

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 4 days ago • 1700 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 4 days ago • 535 comments

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 4 days ago • 645 comments

ELMER FUDD: *inside the criterion closet* miwwahs cwossing... twahmendous, just a twahmendous film ah ha ha ha .. here we go.... muwurhvern cawwahl

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

submitted 4 days ago • 83 comments

i picked the wrong day to quit huffing Rhydo

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

never been happier that I couldn't pre-order a Switch 2

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

[norm macdonald meme]

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

Me watching two loathsome oligarchs go at it

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I’ll have you know I got these tickets before…you know, everything

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

I wonder if he knows that it ends with a crooked innkeeper scavenging dead bodies in the sewer.

submitted 6 days ago • 30 comments