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Pet Sounds all day, man. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90b...

[David Bowie’s “Heroes” begins to play out of nowhere] www.starwars.com/news/andor-t...

i just moved all my investments out of the stock market and into Lucille Bluth memes, let's see how that's paying off for me

paying $8 a month for an AI service so you can ignore and yell at its answers

one of the funniest things about writing this is that these two archetypes are so genuinely common that everyone assumes i'm writing about specific people on the forum they post to

Well I’ll be.

didn’t expect to hear the phrase “anus-to-genital area” during the Tonys…commercials

Patti switching her TV to the NBA finals

Congrats to Cole Escola but nothing will make me laugh harder tonight than Sarah Paulson’s perceptible grimace as she attempted to steady a microphone that Jean Smart had (gently) bumped

Not quite 10 years old:

When the Tonys posts are pushing out the sports posts

Excellent choices for first Tonys presenters of the night

Watch us tonight, presenting at the Tony’s. We’ll be properly dressed by showtime. 👀

I’m late to this interview with Tony Gilroy but I think his answer, about why most art is progressive, hits the nail on the head. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/o...

logging on this morning like

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

Hell yeah I’ve got Switch 2 Switch 2 a new medication every couple of months so please bear with me

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

ELMER FUDD: *inside the criterion closet* miwwahs cwossing... twahmendous, just a twahmendous film ah ha ha ha .. here we go.... muwurhvern cawwahl

He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

i picked the wrong day to quit huffing Rhydo