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watching the yankees Judge comes up commentator: judge is hitting .591 against rookie pitchers first pitch ridiculous home run

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some absolute fire finds at the thrift today

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me and who

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looking at a couple and asking which one is the Nancy and which one is the Sluggo and then telling them they're both Sluggos

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She is a cartoon.

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Don’t want to alarm anyone but we just found a 1993 training video for Ronald McDonald clowns.

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a lot of liberals think that government is like yu gi oh where if you have the right combination of cards you just win, but this is real life and kaiba can just kick your ass and steal your grandpa's deck

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One of the more baffling types of social media account is the kind that's having a long, byzantine one-sided argument with an unnamed person who's not in the thread. Pages and pages of "and another thing - you lied to everyone and-" but with absolutely no context re: who or what they're mad about.

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Almost verbatim, unbelievable

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Really going to be happy when we get away from the men's fashion trend of "clothes so tight your buttons are visibly screaming for relief", ngl

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≽ ^ `• ⩊ •´ ^ ≼

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Watching a pirate stream of racing from Britain and there's a McDonald's commercial that uses the HEYAHHHHAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA Enya song from Pure Moods. Absolute maniacs over there.

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wow they did a deep brain scan on me to scientifically engineer content just for me and it's "guy tries to sock dingers with a cricket bat" youtu.be/rYiybyiJ4w8?...

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It’s up and it’s everything you’ve ever wanted to ask a one-legged man. 🤼▶️ youtu.be/FJIKcAHhZe4?...

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any single ladies want to get married with college mascots at our wedding? bsky.app/profile/sick...

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A shop was like "Our pride flag disappeared & we were afraid it was a hateful person", then they played the security footage & it was a large man emphatically singing Sia's "Chandelier" while swinging on the flag, accidentally breaking it, continuing to sing show-must-go-on style, & stumbling away 💀

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There's a race on today called 4 Hours of Mid-Ohio and I guess we're at the point where torture is aired on regular channels.

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listen, this is a public forum monitored by law enforcement. posting about ska might be fun but those ‘jokes’ could follow you forever.

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Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

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it came to me in a dream: count von teese

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Former Ole Miss punter and #1 OVERALL PICK in the CFL Global Draft Fraser Masin got that punt to super speed in the jet stream!!! 68 yard punt!!

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Clover doesn't just watch wrestling, she loves MMA as well. And action movies. And violence overall.

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It's pretty funny that parkour was like a 2 minute blip of a trend in regular pop culture but for video games that ish is still going and going and GOING and GOING

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The "H" in THC stands for" hell", which is where you're going if you eat it

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“We have noticed that there are fewer and fewer sightings of Bigfoot each year. By this time next year, there could probably be even less sightings if there is no law set in place in Clark County to protect Bigfoot and keep him safe.”

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Evan Longoria is in the Rays booth. Retired now but I remember watching him on his way up in Durham when I lived there. Probably right around here.

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It's good to know goons are still out there being deranged. Some of the probes are also...interesting. bsky.app/profile/lepe...

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Throwing around RPG concepts and the idea of insurance and collectives date back to at least ancient Rome and Greece so it wouldn't be that far out there to put it in your standard medieval RPG...

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Come join us in Radical Centrism, where we advocate for inviting Elon Musk into the big tent while simultaneously holding a conference to decide which minority groups would be most politically advantageous to exclude.

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Clair Obscur was NOT made by thirty people; it was really made by at least sixty. The lower number keeps being asserted because French men are tiny and only count for a half.

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Literary Sin #183 In Edgar Allen Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart, the narrator continues hearing the beating of the old man’s heart even after killing him. Not only is this inaccurate in regards to human anatomy but the mistake also leads directly to the ending of the book! Better luck next time Edgar!

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Stacy Keach as Not Hans Gruber, clearly having the time of his life: remember the Alamo, Tex? ha ha HA (cocks pistol) well go 'head n call me Santa Anna Jean-Claude Van Damme as Johnny "Tex" Winchester: aven't you eard (producing much larger pistol) heveryting spiggerin texis. hyee aw

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