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All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

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Me: I said I wanted to be the Littoral Commander, why are you so disappointed? Her: ...I guess I misheard you, it's still weird you want to play in bed tho

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Welcome to today's episode of Shut The Fuck Up Friday! Check out this video for some tips from a local lawyer for those of you headed out to the streets to protest. You're a target of the state when you take action. NEVER talk to police & always STFU! Full video in thread👇

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You have died of procedural norms.

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Billie Starkz is Donkey and Bryan Keith is at least one edible deep youtu.be/_ysy2Nm42JQ?... #AEW #wrestlesky

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A new bat coronavirus that has the capacity to spread to humans, similar to the one that caused the COVID-19 pandemic, has been discovered by a Chinese researcher. Good thing we are completely prepared this time. www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi...

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Kind of love my agenda for today is "Friends of the library book sale, winter psychic fair, antiques co-op, Ramadan bazaar, hobby flea market." That's a good saturday.

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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

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Every time a marvel movie ends my wife is like “do you wanna see what happens after the credits?” And I say “what is gonna happen is that one guy will be standing there and then another guy will walk into the room and I won’t know who either of the guys are”

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Samoa Joe is pretty beast, even in Yakuza form. #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

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[in anarchist facebook group] hey the communists are calling us all pussies. they say we don’t have the guts to take him down. [alt-tabbing to communist facebook group] the anarchists are dunking on us bad,

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Songs from the 1940s fall into two categories: “Kiss me darling for I may die in the wars tomorrow and never see you again” And “He’s the Booble Bubble Boy on the Boat From the Blue! Woo woo be doo! Booble Bubble Boy!”

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#ROH 🤼

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you know the tide is starting to turn with these people when you're hearing this kind of shit

submitted 18 hours ago • 306 comments

sickoscommittee.org

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good morning

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Anyone who wants any sort of politics to the left of gerontocrats proposing student loan debt forgiveness for Pell Grant recipients who start a business in a disadvantaged neighborhood needs to start adopting the tactics of the far-right by radicalizing staffers and other personnel

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Apple will fight for your privacy. 🫠🫠🫠

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Getting mad about the Yankees infield screwing up a GIDP to end the game. I'M BACK, BABY!

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Rays have a pitcher named Keyshawn Askew, 80 baseball name.

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Ive said it before but Ill say it again Gardening is a lot of fun and growing things is nice but also you learn a valuable lesson which is: I would absolutely starve to death if I needed to grow all of my own food

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GROIMES GROIMES I KNOW OUR CHOILDE WAS HAVING MEDICAL PROIBLEMS BUT DID YOU SEE ME ON STOIGE AT CPAC WITH A CHOINSAW? IT WAS EPIOIC AND FOIRE THE WIN?!

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In retrospect, the freakout about Deepseek was hilarious because I am way less concerned about the Chinese government having my data than Elon Musk and a bunch of broccoli headed groypers having my data

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the Yankees lifted the beard ban

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da New York Yankees are on my TV, we're back baby, we survived the winter

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Please keep Europeans away from the decks. I was out today and heard a Tiesto style dance mix of Runaway Train, Soul Asylum's song about kissing runaway children. One of those things where it took a few seconds to really click and you just laugh and say "dude what the fuck" out loud

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Clerk: do you want a paper bag? Me: only if it's the kind that tears upon encountering particularly sharp air molecules Clerk: don't worry sir they're all like that Me: oh thank God

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I tried to pet every breed of dog at the Westminster Dog Show. The resulting video: 12 minutes of extremely good dogs 132 dogs pet 5 face licks 2 belly rubs Me saying “BEAUTIFUL dog” at least 59 times youtu.be/nOzLZH29wFc?...

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