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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/
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I was repping a game at MS's booth at E3 but they were handling the meetings. I was hanging out by the Xboxes playing NBA2K and saw this tall kid so figured I'd shoot the shit with him. Knew a lot about basketball! Told him he looked like Giannis. He laughed. (Guess who?). bsky.app/profile/bolt...

LITERARY TIP: "allegory" means "a story that reminds you of al gore"

on an american pilgrimage

Get Tony Khan on the phone, I’ve got his go home video package ready to go. 🤼‍♂️

HARD TARGET (1993, John Woo)

hell yeah. #aew 🤼‍♂️

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Sign the petition ⬇️ chng.it/WmqLn9kCj7

psyching myself up on the way to my first rodeo: act like you been there before

I think a lot of games jargon is incredibly bad but I have to give it to whoever coined the new term for Clair Obscur-specific subgenre of the French-infused JRPG, the j'RPG. Incredible work.

*airhorns* MOM GET THE CAMERA bsky.app/profile/in-o...

Holy shit a bunch of ICE prisoners who weren't getting fed broke down a fence and escaped this fucking rips Moreover, ICE must be destroyed www.nj.com/essex/2025/0...

Everyone is talking about World War III but I think Juke Joint Jezebel is the superior KMFDM track

there was a strain of thought among left-liberals, much stronger in the Obama era, that a particularly ambitious young person who was upset about the government should get in there and "change it from the inside;" a theory which has found increasingly large rakes to step on

it's funny, when i woke up today i had the feeling something big was going to happen and i didn't know what it was, but "Israel and Iran trading shots" fits. bsky.app/profile/axio...

lol the worst poster in the Punch Sport Pagoda got so mad at people making fun of WWE he doxxed someone and got permabanned. Something Awful lives.

lmao not only are meta AI queries and conversations public, but you can click through to people's profiles and see all of their requests. Pro click this guy: www.meta.ai/@195chevyhot/

certified cool guy bsky.app/profile/kaz0...

Leave it to the Dems to see an incredibly dangerous moment play out, then immediately seize the opportunity to threaten to write a sternly written letter requesting an explanation at some later date.

What's really important though is that the party that has an approval rating of less than 30% clearly doesn't need to chsnge anything. bsky.app/profile/junl...

Coyote pups at Graceland Cemetery!

I can't wait for Mox vs Hangman 🤼‍♂️

Convenient phone number for anyone who doesn’t like my posts-

anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane

Oh my god is that Sabrina Carpenter from FORTNITE?!

I have a lot of things to say about this but they're best expressed by the following: lol. Also, potentially, lmao.

the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home

found a museum with all yall in it

It delights me that Alice Cooper's monologue about Native corn farming in Wayne's World was historically accurate and they keep finding more evidence. I never doubted, of course. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

also me when I'm eavesdropping. #AEWSummerBlockbuster

Good Elite cleavage tonight, the boys lookin' slutty. #AEWSummerBlockbuster

Legally obligated to post this #AEWSummerBlockbuster

this is a Collision-ass match (complimentary). Good to see some Conglomeratin' and MxM again. #AEWSummerBlockbuster

people dramatically stating that they need some time away from the computer then coming back like ten hours later posting 'here are the animes id like to do sex to' will never stop being funny to me

Oh dang, Aubrey is running Skye. #AEWSummerblockbuster

Mercedes got some vegetables beyond just leaves this time, TK really does listen to feedback. #AEWSummerblockbuster

this is one of TK's "mashing all his action figures together and making them fight" brawls #AEWSummerblockbuster

this is my favorite genre of internet post, there’s something so perfect about a disaster renovation, especially if the person doing it is incredibly proud of their work this reminds me of the something awful bathroom of doom and I can give no higher… well, not sure compliment is the right word

shout to the ricky martin shirt guy vogueing behind Schivone #AEWSummerBlockbuster

oh no they hit kenny's jelly filled center. #AEWSummerBlockbuster