25 year olds: “You’re 40. You’re old now.” Reality: It took 20 years to turn 20. But it only took 5 years to turn 30 and 3 years to turn 40. So I’m really 28. - ThreadSky

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surprisedface.bsky.social • 40 days ago

25 year olds: “You’re 40. You’re old now.”

Reality: It took 20 years to turn 20. But it only took 5 years to turn 30 and 3 years to turn 40. So I’m really 28.

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teddmaxfield.bsky.social•39 days ago

It took me about 30 seconds to hit 57.

dadback.bsky.social•37 days ago

This math checks out, I am en route to 50, it's been about a year and I'm 45

vance-jericho.bsky.social•40 days ago

I'm 28 also! I just need a special pillow to sleep with to prevent BACK PAIN. Also I have to kneel down a certain way to prevent BACK PAIN. The fear of dying alone fills me with BACK PAIN.

surprisedface.bsky.social•39 days ago

That fear of dying though hits hard.

vance-jericho.bsky.social•39 days ago

I got it covered. I found a swanky house with a nice porch to crawl under. Real classy like.

surprisedface.bsky.social•39 days ago

This is the way