This isn't entirely related but in movies after sex they just roll over and cuddle and go to sleep and it doesn't prepare you for real life where there is an awkward walk to the bathroom, cleanup, and a wet spot you're both trying very hard to avoid.
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My favorite part of proposing was the 15 minutes after she said yes where we had no idea what you’re supposed to talk about next.
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Me [40 years old]: "Oof, if she doesn't pee soon she's definitely getting a UTI."
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