“Fascist Football Falconer Fired For Fake Fallus* Furore” is quite the headline
*phallus sounds like it starts with an F
*phallus sounds like it starts with an F
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On the other hand, I'd rather not😂
“Fascist football falconer in fake phallus furore…”
Who said "It's majestic and regal!"
But they peered through their glasses
And said "That's your... fasces?
It's not real and it's not even legal."
Newspaper sub-eds: You can have that one for nothing.
Even just the sound of it tells me that's not amore
Fascist football falconer in fake phallus furore!