Norm MacDonald: I woke up and looked in the mirror and said to my wife, "I'm bald, have a potbelly and look like hell. I need you to say something positive about me."
here's my hypothetical response to that: I'm sorry Dr. did my foot accidentally kick you in the face when I got off the exam table? how unfortunate....for you. 😁
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"I know you are but what am I?"
~ Pee -wee Herman
Wife: "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."
Shame on you
You are all that is wrong with the world
here's my hypothetical response to that: I'm sorry Dr. did my foot accidentally kick you in the face when I got off the exam table? how unfortunate....for you. 😁
Negative humor can be fun too. Except when an orange skid mark enters the White House. Then it's just abuse.
I said; "You mean like chips and pork pies?"
He said "No. Just don't eat anything, fatty"