My cats know far too many curse words. I don't know who the fuck they've learned them from. - ThreadSky

invisihole.bsky.social • 197 days ago

My cats know far too many curse words. I don't know who the fuck they've learned them from.

Probably some shitstain of an asshole they met on the damned street.

They don't go out but I'm not convinced Ness isn't working some red light district bullshit from the kitchen window.

Kids these days. What are ya gonna do?

Keep giving them treats, I suppose.

Fucking neighbors.

I deal with the same shit and it frustrates the fuck out of me. Any ideas what's driving this shitty fucking phenomenon?

No fucking clue

Well shit

Same!

It’s a mystery!

I was so delighted when our first born, as a toddler, said BULLSHIT! ~ His father’s (then) only swear word! Thank Fucking god‼️💪🏼❤️‍🔥😎

My kid told me the entire story of the nativity and I was like "Where did you hear this? Bc it sure as fuck wasnt from me"

No tellin'.

LOLOLOL

My cat knows politicians names

Mine too! It's a fucking mystery!!

Our dog learned all his swear words from our cat. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Makes perfect sense, actually

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