The fifth-most jizzed-upon MLS shirt belongs to the rapids. It’s like a watercolor landscape has been defiled, over and again. This possibly increases the artistic merit.
The fourth-most jizzed-upon MLS shirt belongs to the NY Red Bulls. Credit to @davoid.bsky.social for pointing out similarities to one of his socks. This one looks like it had collected a lifetime of jizz.
The third-most jizzed-upon MLS shirt belongs to Minnesota United. Would you believe that this was once just a light blue jersey? A veritable army of penis-havers took aim for the target. Most of them missed.
And the most jizzed-upon MLS shirt belongs to the Columbus Crew. Granted, this does not look like any human jizz I’ve ever seen. It is unmistakably jizz, though, perhaps from a Xenomorph or beast from the Goosebumps literary universe.
Comments