God and Santa are just two creepy old men watching you sleep and keeping a list of your sins. At least Santa bribes you with gifts. - ThreadSky

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beaveinflow.bsky.social • 103 days ago

God and Santa are just two creepy old men watching you sleep and keeping a list of your sins. At least Santa bribes you with gifts.

God also bribes with gifts aka heaven.

Sounds fake

One is the carrot the other is the stick

Only one of them asks you to sit on his lap

The other one asks you to eat him

Overheard

um, how about everlasting life in the magical kingdom of heaven..? hmmm...🤔

Don’t even get me started on the tooth fairy

God merely bribes you with suffering

God is threatening to murder your family.

what if god was watching us?

What if god was one of us?

*shudder*

gunnysmurf.com•103 days ago

At least someone else realizes how creepy af "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is.

*cumming

gunnysmurf.com•103 days ago

ew!

God is just like, *after* you die, that’s when things get good. I swear.

I need concrete evidence and/or material gifts 😂

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