"Obama and Biden, they convinced the chickens, to hate America. It's true, it's true. They are trying to punish you, and blame me, but I've set DOGE to fix this liberal mess. I authorized Elon Musk to kill every chicken, because they are unfairly making me look bad. Love your favorite president!"
Completely unfair. No one's ever been treated this unfair. Everyone says it. They say "Trump why are the chickens treating you so unfair?". These radical left chickens hate Trump. They hate America. And we basically subsidize all these chickens. We're not going to let it happen anymore.
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