Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit. He’s the reverse King Midas.
Reposted from FactPost
>Announces "Liberation Day" tariffs with unreadable formula
>Tariffs include islands solely inhabited by penguins
>Markets plummet
>Goes golfing
>Posts that his policies 'will never change'
>Changes his policies completely
>Still imposing a huge tariff that will raise prices

Masterful gambit, sir

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