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pearlmania500.bsky.social • 42 days ago

We live in a parody.

blasphemous grifting -- Lee Greenwood says Trump may take the oath of office on a new limited edition Trump bible that is going to be released tomorrow

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stephencwhite.com•42 days ago

Did he say https://godlessusabible.com? 😏

stephencwhite.com•42 days ago

Okay, now tell me where to point it. 😁

hgielatan.bsky.social•42 days ago

As someone raised in the church, the fact that Christian Nationalists don't give a fuck about how blasphemous this is just goes to show how ignorant they are about their own fucking religion.

amandacrawley.bsky.social•41 days ago

How they aren’t getting smote will never make sense to me. Jesus drove these sort out with whips. We need that energy now.

bigbossluffy.bsky.social•42 days ago

Welp we have gone full circle, we went for people fleeing from a King with his own Bible to a dictator grifting his own Bible

caspersav.bsky.social•42 days ago

He should swear on his empty wallet. Because that is trumps god/savior/idol.

bigartcity.bsky.social•42 days ago

It’s all about the dollah-or really, the (bit)coins

lunasister1.bsky.social•42 days ago

🤮

whtwldjuicydo.bsky.social•42 days ago

it’s like a cutscene from GTA
😂😂😂

sammylsala.bsky.social•42 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

reesefamzhomestead.bsky.social•42 days ago

Wtf…. This is America🤦🏾‍♀️

fmdearie.bsky.social•42 days ago

I hate it here

pistonrod.bsky.social•41 days ago

All I can do is stare at the screen...

xcervidae.bsky.social•41 days ago

THE WHAT BIBLE???? THE HUH?????

silverxsilver1.bsky.social•42 days ago

Knew that would happen. What a tool.

thelazydaisy.bsky.social•41 days ago

"-when he puts his hand on the Bible-" and he didn't even do thAT. 😂😂

leighlazarus.bsky.social•42 days ago

Everything is for sale, especially us.

jstayton.bsky.social•42 days ago

If god were real, he’d have burst into flames the first time he swore on the Bible

braydonebb.bsky.social•42 days ago

There are no words. This is insane. No one could even make this up.

spacebee8.bsky.social•42 days ago

To be fair, once he started selling bibles we should have really seen this coming. I think this was the point of his selling bibles in the first place.

braydonebb.bsky.social•42 days ago

Honestly, I think you're right. I thought it was pandering to his base in the past, but I wonder if this was his goal the entire time.

lavcypress.bsky.social•42 days ago

Please God strike him down

dontevolveme.bsky.social•42 days ago

I've been asking this question for a while. When did life turn into a satire version of the real thing?

callmereptar.bsky.social•42 days ago

You'd think the people screeching about the anti-Christ for decades would recognize him

metanoia29.bsky.social•41 days ago

People need to start realizing that the Bible is an authoritarian playbook. The overwhelming majority of it is abhorrent actions taken or sanctioned by god. Since it's often presented in a sugar coated way to the public, most people miss how absolutely detrimental it is to society.

xeniavillvan.bsky.social•42 days ago

And this is only the beginning.

nxcv.bsky.social•42 days ago

Jesus fucking Christ.

gottabegoose.bsky.social•42 days ago

And God struck him with lightning afterwards for all this blasphemy, right?

violetvow.bsky.social•42 days ago

Will the Earth’s gases trap the heat faster

ageh1.bsky.social•42 days ago

Unreal

pomders.bsky.social•42 days ago

bluejean-babyqueen.bsky.social•42 days ago

Are you fucking kidding me.

csoppenhuizen.bsky.social•42 days ago

Makes you wonder if there's anything evangelicals won't tolerate from him. And at that point, who or what are you actually worshipping?

fullusername.bsky.social•41 days ago

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

V however may become what is required.

nurse-shannon.bsky.social•42 days ago

Do they really believe he is the messiah and his book will magically reform America?

crispymintleaf.bsky.social•42 days ago

Disgusting.

rachelsalazar.bsky.social•42 days ago

So is he renaming tiktok the little gold book? 🤣 😞😳

hoosierheartbreak.bsky.social•42 days ago

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

politicalamericans.bsky.social•42 days ago

There is no kind of hate like Christian love.

https://politicalamericans.com/christian-megachurches-rebranding-as-magachurches/

jentlok.bsky.social•41 days ago

What a fucking joke.

aroettger.bsky.social•42 days ago

Oh, this is the bad place.

stackett.bsky.social•42 days ago

🤣Trump Bible. If that isn’t the most contradictory name I have ever heard.
Committing fraud? Check
Adultery? Check
R4pe? Check.
How the Christianity base was so swindled will be studied in history far past our deaths.

designsbydorema.bsky.social•41 days ago

What kind of world are we freaking living in. This is ridiculous

buddacat.bsky.social•42 days ago

Just disgusting

trafalgarussy.bsky.social•42 days ago

Hell. We live in hell.

juneree.bsky.social•42 days ago

It’s like Jumanji but The Onion

theinternet1.bsky.social•41 days ago

Jesus fucking Christ

prettyrad.bsky.social•42 days ago

What in the anti christ is this.

beamer85.bsky.social•42 days ago

Every day it’s worse

goddesshuntress.bsky.social•42 days ago

Everytime I think I can’t be surprised more it happens

beamer85.bsky.social•42 days ago

Right?! I cannot handle this

gocaitgo.bsky.social•41 days ago

And can be yours for just three easy payments of 19.99 + shipping and handling!

firelizstudios.bsky.social•42 days ago

It's getting to the point where I question if we live in a simulation of some sort because 99% of what's happening is and should be completely fictional. Unfortunately none of it is and this is the reality. I feel like I'm being punked every fucking day.

simplyskalsky.bsky.social•42 days ago

I want to know what heinous act I committed to be dropped into this simulation from hell. 🥺😩

stealthysquid.bsky.social•41 days ago

Murdering Sims probably, that's what I'm guessing for myself at least

srac76.bsky.social•41 days ago

Right?!?!

goddesshuntress.bsky.social•42 days ago

What the actual fuck

kittycatlin.bsky.social•41 days ago

I want off this ride 😭

jakesasillygoose.bsky.social•42 days ago

jakesasillygoose.bsky.social•42 days ago

We’re so fucked

avoria.bsky.social•42 days ago

It’s kinda impressive that he’s figured out how to add an extra grift to his inauguration tho

squishytoast.bsky.social•42 days ago

neutralantagonist.bsky.social•42 days ago

999$ signed.

guitargirlnyc.bsky.social•42 days ago

The Onion would never write this. Too cheesy.

tropykeanna.bsky.social•42 days ago

I'm going to be holding down a lot of vomit for however long this goes on.

sparklebee.bsky.social•42 days ago

That means it doesn't count, right?

ramalina.bsky.social•41 days ago

Good point.

redargutor.bsky.social•42 days ago

Can we please go back to the original timeline

mydeira.bsky.social•42 days ago

Parody still has some grounding in reality. :/

dogcatcher4.bsky.social•41 days ago

So... NOT A REAL BIBLE?

Christians?🦻🦻🦻

Anything???

ttoriarose.bsky.social•42 days ago

Our country is so unserious. And yet we are lethal in our Idiocracy.

3confusedapricots.bsky.social•42 days ago

I chorted loudly and scared my cats! 🤣🤣 Limited edition Trump Bible? ::sigh::

jacqueling35.bsky.social•42 days ago

THIS IS STUPID AS FUCK THIS IS ONLY FOR BRAINWASHED PEOPLE

logicalpsycho16.bsky.social•42 days ago

And his base will eat it all up and display it in their homes. I wonder if he made any edits.

everpfhall.bsky.social•42 days ago

This is the shit that caused table flipping in the Bible they will buy but NEVER READ!

bettytoast.bsky.social•41 days ago

srac76.bsky.social•41 days ago

By the way is it my eyes or does that eagle look similar to the Nazi Reichsadler? I did a freaking double take… 🤨😒

srac76.bsky.social•41 days ago

Fuuuuuuuuck I hate this timeline so damn much… 😑😖

jarratt.bsky.social•41 days ago

I’m calling it.

Naming rights on the White House next:

The Tesla White House

The Amazon Lincoln Memorial

exactspy9060.bsky.social•42 days ago

At this point Rockstar Games will start making documentaries instead of satire in the world of GTA

sickofit23.bsky.social•42 days ago

We’re living in idiocracy 😬

jewelsbbyblue.bsky.social•42 days ago

It is a cold ass day in hell 🥶

greatmoth.bsky.social•41 days ago

May as well just take an oath on Mein Kampf. The whole country is Gotham City, and the Joker is president.

nativetherapist.bsky.social•42 days ago

gizmomatters.bsky.social•42 days ago

We are in the bad place 🥲

brily.bsky.social•41 days ago

We are living in fresh hell

katienoreen.bsky.social•42 days ago

double--space.bsky.social•42 days ago

We need start spelling it Haas avocados again. I do not like this timeline!

notoriousb1t.bsky.social•42 days ago

How is this real life? 😓

cardlab.bsky.social•42 days ago

How do we get a new and improved update for this timeline?

codemagus.bsky.social•42 days ago

Have you noticed that if you search #vicepresidenttrump on tiktok now you only get pro trump posts

millennialcatlover.bsky.social•42 days ago

🤢 I’m not even Christian and I’m offended.

tkp94.bsky.social•42 days ago

It’s all part of the grift.

victoriahart.bsky.social•42 days ago

How is this real life? 😭

christyakageorge.bsky.social•42 days ago

did y'all see the fucking meme coins?

tmmy27x.bsky.social•42 days ago

What level of narcissism is this 😂

madswoods.bsky.social•42 days ago

Oh my god.

scarlett-rope-hall.bsky.social•42 days ago

All my patients were watching this today. I couldn’t get away. May God have mercy on their souls.

kmhyacinth.bsky.social•42 days ago

If there ever were an antichrist, he's it. Blasphemous.

ramalina.bsky.social•41 days ago

His to-do list:
You shall steal
You shall commit adultery
You shall bear false witness whenever you open your mouth
You shall covet everything you don't already own
You shall cheat at golf every day because cheating is your religion
You may as well take religion in vain too!