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I solved the 2/21/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 6:06! Yes, 6:06. I got stuck on three connected clues.

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Strands #355 “"To infinity and beyond!"” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵🔵

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Hear me out...

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Starting to think the right’s mEmE KiNg WhO LeGaLiZeD CoMedY is actually just a whiny little bitch with a fragile ego.

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Anyone else see that Cybertruck stuck in the snow while the Honda Fit drives right past it? Pretty much sums up America vs rest of the world.

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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Connections Puzzle #621 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Finally! An easy one!

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Their arms just do that now.

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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"According to one source with direct knowledge, North Carolina senator Thom Tillis told people that the FBI warned him about 'credible death threats' when he was considering voting against Pete Hegseth’s nomination for defense secretary. Tillis ultimately provided the crucial 50th vote." #ncpol

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Fixed it 😘💅🍔

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Thursday’s front page of the British Daily Star. Putin’s Poodle

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Wordle 1,342 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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I don’t watch the news much. Is this Blair Witch Project cam on WRAL new? 😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴

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This guy called Zelenksy a dictator this morning.

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DEI is the most popular thing in this list lmao

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I solved the 2/19/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:39!

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Strands #353 “Pick your own prefix” 🔵🔵💡🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵 Took a minute for this one to sink in.

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Connections Puzzle #619 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 “Hey, the cock crowed three times! It’s in the Bible!” –George Carlin

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Wordle 1,341 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Strands #352 “Ouch!” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵 Wait, platypii have stingers? God made them jokers from the parts bin, didn’t he!?

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Connections Puzzle #618 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 That’s a new order for me.

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Wordle 1,340 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 You say that like it’s a real word.

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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air theonion.com/trump-c...

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The sledgehammer approach is madness. America is not a company you can strip for parts.

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Strands #351 “Sun shade” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

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This is the way.

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Thanks to that foolishly incompetent buffoon, Elon Musk, meddling with the FAA, this is back to being the safest way to travel in the USA:

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Connections Puzzle #617 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 You only need to know three of them.

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Wordle 1,339 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 81/99 Luck 72/99 I don’t know how I did it, but I did it!

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I solved the 2/16/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:38!

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Strands #350 “Flour power” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

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romantic

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Connections Puzzle #616 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I figured all of these out by the time I got to the end. This was a great puzzle…

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Wordle 1,338 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 88/99 Luck 42/99 I really needed that W.

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