Ok, so as someone with a friend who often last minute cancels, I need to get this for them so that the excuses will at least be funnier than what we currently get
This is wild bc my friends trip but I always say, " I changed my mind." 😂 Now if I have a bonafide reason I say but I'll say I changed my mind in a heartbeat with the straightest of faces.
Ha! I think this did the rounds on twitter a few years back and I turned it into a very stupid lil website to generate your excuses with the click of a mouse: https://sorry.ianservin.com/
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https://bsky.app/profile/jamiemcguire3p.bsky.social/post/3lbpgedtn2s2t
Ain’t perfect, but it’ll do.
Thanks
This will be my new excuse for eternity.
It creates as many questions as it answers.
thx, man
😉😂
This is going to sound like an excuse but the kid from Air Bud gave me syphilis.
And that is a sentence I never thought I'd type...
Bee-ooo-tiful!
"a sad clown stabbed me"
"the kid from Air bud found my box of human teeth"?????
There is no way that these arent madlibs.
https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/a-visual-learners-guide-to-being-a-grown-up_matt-shirley/26824204/