Two-part question:
1. How does one fuck oneself in the face?
2. Why does it require taking a giant step back?
I'm not a MAGA, so I don't know these things.
1. How does one fuck oneself in the face?
2. Why does it require taking a giant step back?
I'm not a MAGA, so I don't know these things.
Comments
Achieve impossible anatomical feats; Take a giant step back (for dramatic effect, obviously); Question life choices; Repeat
Warning: May cause severe dizziness and utter confusion. Not recommended for the faint of heart or logical thinkers.
As for the step back, I'm guessing the poor lad is just too stupid to realize that's not an efficient way to avoid "projections" on the happy ending.
2. I assume one must take that giant step back so the physics of fucking your face can be possible with your ass over your head.
Sigh
Or so I've heard.
It’s a fucking big syringe!
A) Not everyone is built for this kind of work.
B) I have seen a few pictures of Elon Musk that show clearly,... He is not one of the few who can perform this feat!!!
(Gotta be skinny &...)
For more information:
See Pornhub or Xvideos & search "fuck yourself in the face".
An old friend of mine used to work in a mental care facility, and they found one of the residents engaged in what he described as "autofellatio."
Oh, sorry, is that image too graphic and off-putting?
several times
Wow, that answers the MAGA question too.
He’s proven himself to be a thin skinned, man child, born into privilege.
And I dislike him very much.
We don’t know how to fuck ourselves in the face.
The PG version would be, "Stand back. It's going to blow up in your face."
Dumb swear....it is anatomically impossible!
I think musk has reached his limit of ketamine.
Or maybe it is something like this but trying it alone? 🤷♀️