Could've guessed. That sauceless silicon valley VC tulpa ain't got an ounce of craic in his body. He's the kind of yank to ask if the cream is fresh on the pint of Guinness you just poured for him. - ThreadSky

caseyexplosion.bsky.social • 24 days ago

Could've guessed. That sauceless silicon valley VC tulpa ain't got an ounce of craic in his body. He's the kind of yank to ask if the cream is fresh on the pint of Guinness you just poured for him.

Reposted from Chad Loder

JD Vance’s Irish ancestry claim hits a genealogical dead end

DUP-commissioned report fails to find a link between JD Vance — a self-declared Scots-Irish — and Ireland.

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maritheganger.bsky.social•24 days ago

if it did find any, i would have personally petitioned to have his heritage revoked. dont need his arse ruining our reputation xD

rigor-motorist.bsky.social•24 days ago

Oi! As a fellow Yank I....totally endorse ripping on this asshole as much as you wish. Gawd, I'm embarrassed for my country again.

patioyeller.bsky.social•24 days ago

cream'o'guinness soup

ganthorion.bsky.social•24 days ago

I thought we all knew he was genealogical dead end?

theyfag.bsky.social•24 days ago

haven’t seen the word tulpa since i read about the 4chan mlp tulpa incident. completely accurate use here

benmorrow991.bsky.social•24 days ago

Among men I know of a certain character that one is as flimsy as a twig. Men of substance the world over know him for a fraud. A pity to whichever land ends up accidentally stuck with that rancid embarrassment of negative integrity.

terra84.bsky.social•24 days ago

The Irish Scott’s breath a sigh of relief. Those of us with English ancestors, have a deep pit in our stomach. Because we have feel he is one of us.

zenocoyote.bsky.social•24 days ago

I dunno, I could see him being a loyalist.

shamusmcnulty.bsky.social•24 days ago

stolen valor for the rest of us actual Irish-Americans, trying to act like the same as me, my name is fucking Shamus, you are not the same as me.

baphometta.bsky.social•24 days ago

He can't even appropriate culture properly, the Scots-Irish were never Irish in the first place, they were a bunch of Scottish cattle thieves that migrated/fled to Ulster and then the US, they don't even call them that in the UK, they're the Ulster Scots 🙄

anarchobobcat.bsky.social•24 days ago

Fucking hilarious to me it was the DUP who ended up ruining his claim

turnsky.bsky.social•24 days ago

let's face it, the closest thing JD's ever come to being irish would involve one of his -english- ancestors stabbing someone from ireland.

val-apocalypse.satan.social•24 days ago

Or someone from Ireland bleeding into the wound as they stab one of his English Ancestors.

heikofennec.bsky.social•24 days ago

He consumed irish cream in his coffee and decided it was his ancestry. Like those he serves he's an idiot.

turnsky.bsky.social•24 days ago

More importantly he's too much of an idiot to be a threat. A disposable moron with all the personality of leftover cup noodle that's been sitting out for a week.

mcfidget.bsky.social•24 days ago

I’m shocked the DUP are trying to claim him considering he’s Catholic. Maybe they believe the jokes about him killing the pope.

transsalamander.bsky.social•24 days ago

He can't help but be a cringey liar at all times, it's so pathetic

meamdal.bsky.social•24 days ago

😆

caseyexplosion.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ancestry? If you interrupted the chanting the interns in Peter Thiel's basement have to keep up, bits of JD Vance would just start to slough off

siriacus.bsky.social•24 days ago

… I would actually pay to see that. Watch him go full Arnold Toht.

eiren.io•24 days ago

Jane Doe Vance

gritmonger.bsky.social•24 days ago

This made me cackle!

supinearcanum.bsky.social•24 days ago

Lol this man is the definition of a Carpetbagger, and what's hilarious is most of his base are the very people who'd use that insult, and have a long ancestral history of falling for carpetbagger bullshit. They cannot resist a yankee scammer telling them what they wanna hear while he fleeces them XD

eliaggergren.bsky.social•24 days ago

Why do americans do this?

val-apocalypse.satan.social•24 days ago

Because there is no history or heritage in American Whiteness. By claiming that you come from a specific place, you take on a cachet of it that was lost when your ancestors discarded it to become White.

val-apocalypse.satan.social•24 days ago

There's this thing about whiteness in America- you get it not (just) by the color of your skin, but by throwing away any former cultural identity, replacing it with American.

Which of course has no actual culture of it's own

val-apocalypse.satan.social•24 days ago

I've long tried to think of a proper metaphor for America, cuz we sure as hell ain't a stew or melting pot, and it just came to me- America is a fucking water filter.

xbrokenbutterflyx.bsky.social•24 days ago

it feels like my ancestors sold their souls to become white. we made a deal with the White Devil and gave up our humanity to fit in with the exploiting class

val-apocalypse.satan.social•24 days ago

Basically exactly that. My Italian and Polish ancestors traded so much to be accepted by White America, and we were only allowed to keep our food, because it's not a threat.

shujyman.bsky.social•24 days ago

TANGENTIAL BUT YOUR WRITING IS DELIGHTFULLY CAUSTIC POETRY

JD VANCE CAN CHOKE ON MY ENTIRE ASS

caseyexplosion.bsky.social•24 days ago

Thank you :3

taliesin82.bsky.social•24 days ago

as i posted in another thread The podcast Before We Were White talks about how many white folks claim Scots Irish but that such a category actually barely exists

vmagsfox.bsky.social•24 days ago

I was always told I had Irish ancestry, did just a tiny bit of research and nope, German and Slovakian.
Although considering when my grandparents were around, ww2, I can kinda see why they would change it.

pixiemuledonkey.bsky.social•24 days ago

i shouldn't be at all surprised at this from the guy whose entire claim to fame is pretending to have grown up in Appalachia and whose assertions about Catholic doctrine had to be fact-checked by the Pope

The guy's an empty suit whose flesh is just a vehicle for his frown. His beard's probably fake

ziggybull.bsky.social•24 days ago

Closest he ever got to anything even remotely Irish was the time he threw a bowl of Lucky Charms away because he thought the rainbow marshmallows were how you caught the gay.

sephmoonstone.bsky.social•24 days ago

I kinda love watching american geneology stuff torpedo family histories. My family swears we’re from one place, even with a VERY english last name, then one of those DNA theft sites was like, bam y’all so Finnish you bleed salmiakki

anglopad.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'll never understand why people feel like they need to lie about stuff like this.

gritmonger.bsky.social•23 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/gritmonger.bsky.social/post/3lq2yxt26h22v

sephirothwolf.bsky.social•24 days ago

Oh no, not Vice President and Sugared Oatmeal Enthusiast JD "Watch me perform River" Vance.

artemisiawanderer.bsky.social•24 days ago

…did you just call JD Vance a *tulpa*?

terra84.bsky.social•24 days ago

I think she did

stryc9fuego.bsky.social•24 days ago

he's about as irish as a volkswagen

mellunnwriting.bsky.social•24 days ago

🤣

Jeez I'm more Irish than he is and even then it's only one great-grandfather from there. (I'm more Scottish and German and Irish)

To Vance I say póg mo thóin.

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