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Tranny fag dyke, furry (jackalope), artist, toy collector, and Hellaverse trash (she/her) ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ 🔞 On Twitter I once made a tweet that helped hatch a thousand eggs. Throne wishlist: https://throne.com/transsalamander
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to convince you, a reminder that I'm hot

Last but not least, these lil chompsters 🐊which one is your fav?

Number one takeaway from the insane turnout at fight the oligarchy rallies, while chuck schumer cancels his little book tour and gretchen whitmer hides her face, is that there is zero constituency for bipartisanship

Remember that one time my car got totaled so I decided to take pin up photos with the corpse of it?

It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary)

blood bitch

‘gender affirming care’ is such a patronizing term

women are men's wario

I HATE THAT EVERYONE CALLED THAT ID GET JUMP SCARED BY MY OWN HORSE BUT GODDAMIT I ALMOST SCREAMED

Oh God How does it feel to breathe? There's always been a feral dog Clawing its way out of me If I ever let her see the light of day Then maybe I could be a wild woman A brand new woman Oh what a wild woman I could be

good evening Bluesky

This Blokees robot mode Swoop is adorable.

personally I find it more realistic when lesbian fiction has no men in it and all the women are gay. I too barely notice men existing, and am surrounded by women who are attracted to women to some degree.

Media piracy is cool and you should do it. Companies reap the majority of profits for CEOs while the actual creators make butt. Success and failure have an equal chance of lay offs and general fucking over of artists. All the companies are funding genocide with your money. Steal.

the difference between sex and gender is i can't have gender with your mom

She also fingered everyone

People rightly questioned why the fuck a young Picard clone in Star Trek Nemesis would be bald, but everyone understands intuitively that Cassandra Nova in Deadpool 3 (the twin of another Patrick Stewart character) is bald because it looks cunty af

It is legit incredible to watch the Wall Street Journal OPINION section be ahead of the Democratic Party.

the ending of Lost is so confusing i gotta finish this show

Gee Echo! How come your mom lets you have TWO Earth Shatters? #Overwatch2

bro how the fuck is rupert murdoch more willing to stand up to trump than universities that have spent decades talking about their commitments to Social Justice and Equality

is there any more clear sign that a game is Certified For Sickos than the developers giving a big thumbs up to clone fucking

Great life advice and even greater Best Possible Friday Night advice

surround yourself with lesbian perverts

the moderate position is “people need to go to prison” for the deportation of people to el salvadoran concentration camps. the radical position is something akin to guillotines on the washington mall

Wdym they’re not related #Transformers #Maccadams

How it started // How it’s going

Looking forward to the results of the next election like...

What if 🤔🤔🤔 we kissed 😳😳😳 at the AOC/Bernie Fight the Oligarchy rally 😻😻😻

So, I got a date for something UwU;

Got some donations, tysm, but still need help with bills and food <3 Internet(16th): 0/181 Food (~15th): 0/400 Car (21st, money we had for this went towards bills): 0/563 $givepancake paypal.me/inosaramet venmo: @pancakewitch #mutualaid 💸💕 #transmutualaid #disability

BUNNY 2B🎨 #NieR

me last night