Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.
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Tastes a bit off btw should fix that~
I mean, in the movie “you” even said it wasn’t a finished product. Everything worked perfectly, you just hadn’t figured out the glitch with the dessert yet.
Most of us blame the impatient little girl with the chewing gum addiction for the incident, not Willy Wonka.
You can't pretend you don't believe people are getting horny for getting shrunk down by the TV ray or sucked through a very narrow pipe from the chocolate river. You know they are.
(Doesn't actually know what a gobstopper is, assumes it's like a jawbreaker)
*Tuzz shrinks in size, do not suck for longer than 4 hours