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Willy Wonka’s River of Shit

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Who names their kid “TV”

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i never did drugs

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They're calling me "Willy Woke-a" in the news. If only they knew.

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all my factories gone.

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"i gotta figure out a new Willy Wonka post. i gotta figure out a new Willy Wonka quote" - Willy Wonka

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I feel so lonely.

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Not really sure why people are upset about the "Factory Tour Incident", i didn't even do anything wrong.

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The Oompa Loompas have unionized.

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buy my candy

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Mr. Slugworth has been removed as an admin of this account. it was a little bit of a personal thing so i dont really wanna get into details about it.

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New Wonka Order

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My stance on grandpa Joe remains unchanged

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Who are you people

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You just wouldn’t understand.

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People keep making fun of my chocolate and I’m tired of it, I’ve fucking had it.

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the safety of my guests is my number 1 priority

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Somehow I’m connected to The Beatles, in a loose, abstract kinda way

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Why couldn’t it have been, like, a strawberry or something. God.

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i never stole anyones invention

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The candy man mixes it with love.

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Someone’s gotta do something about that guy with the cart of knives outside the factory he’s been scaring me recently

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Introducing my latest invention: the everlasting reverse bear trap

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Managing this factory is boring asf. Seeing the Oompa Loompas getting into workplace accidents isn’t even entertaining anymore. I gotta find a new job

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im replacing my chocolate river with an acid river so its funnier the next time a kid falls into it

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i dont even like candy

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making a new room in the chocolate factory exclusively for my haters

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unfortunately we had to fire Jigsaw, he kept violating OSHA guidelines

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Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.

Willy Wonka’s River of Shit

Who names their kid “TV”

i never did drugs

They're calling me "Willy Woke-a" in the news. If only they knew.

all my factories gone.

"i gotta figure out a new Willy Wonka post. i gotta figure out a new Willy Wonka quote" - Willy Wonka

I feel so lonely.

Not really sure why people are upset about the "Factory Tour Incident", i didn't even do anything wrong.

The Oompa Loompas have unionized.

buy my candy

Mr. Slugworth has been removed as an admin of this account. it was a little bit of a personal thing so i dont really wanna get into details about it.

New Wonka Order

My stance on grandpa Joe remains unchanged

Who are you people

You just wouldn’t understand.

People keep making fun of my chocolate and I’m tired of it, I’ve fucking had it.

the safety of my guests is my number 1 priority

Somehow I’m connected to The Beatles, in a loose, abstract kinda way

Why couldn’t it have been, like, a strawberry or something. God.

i never stole anyones invention

The candy man mixes it with love.

Someone’s gotta do something about that guy with the cart of knives outside the factory he’s been scaring me recently

Introducing my latest invention: the everlasting reverse bear trap

Managing this factory is boring asf. Seeing the Oompa Loompas getting into workplace accidents isn’t even entertaining anymore. I gotta find a new job

im replacing my chocolate river with an acid river so its funnier the next time a kid falls into it

i dont even like candy

making a new room in the chocolate factory exclusively for my haters

unfortunately we had to fire Jigsaw, he kept violating OSHA guidelines

Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.

i never killed anyone

Mr. Wonka, tear down this wall

Welcome to my world of Pure Imagination.