Today's "controversial" post:

litfic isn't just another genre of genre fiction, it's one of the shittiest. oh yes please tell me about the mediocre white man on a bildungsroman to sleep with his manic pixie dream girl student who does all the emotional labor of growing up for him. I'm fascinated.
Today's edition:

Maybe people would hate themselves, their lives, and everyone around them a little less if they stopped drinking addictive dependency-inducing sleep-deprivation-supporting battery acid all the time.

That's right, fuck coffee. The only good form of coffee is coffee ice cream.

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