A small distraction from today’s bullshit. Not all of this is true for me (also, I’m not turning 60 yet) but a lot of this is — about half of these elicited chuckles of recognition from me.
Reposted from
McSweeney's
"You are on more medications than your eighty-nine-year-old mother, whose suspicions during your teen years that you were on drugs have finally panned out."
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