Why are they still using a fucking spotlight to summon Batman. It’s 2025, use the app. - ThreadSky

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popeawesomexiii.bsky.social • 33 days ago

Why are they still using a fucking spotlight to summon Batman. It’s 2025, use the app.

Hidden convenience fees through TicketMaster, probably

Summoning Batman like you’re calling an uber just feels wrong though

Especially during surge hours

You'd think he'd at least have a beeper by now

Are you surprised when they still haven't upgraded to helicopters?

Wayne Enterprises making a fortune in blimp contracts

“Hey siri, tell Batman we need him on the rooftop”

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Can they not just text an mf?

Less "hey Batman, we need your help", more "hey bad guys, we're done. Enjoy your shattered spine".

The batapp just turns on the batspotlight

For the Drama.

Exactly. It's as much a warning to the criminals as it is a request for help.

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