Fucked up that toddlers are literally the funniest people on the planet. My three year old insists that “almond milk” is actually called “almost milk” and you know what? He’s right and from now on I refuse to call it anything else - ThreadSky

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awildjessichu.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Fucked up that toddlers are literally the funniest people on the planet. My three year old insists that “almond milk” is actually called “almost milk” and you know what? He’s right and from now on I refuse to call it anything else

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jedi79.bsky.social•3 days ago

I guess it’s also “almost almond” as well, It’s in a weird nut/milk purgatory !!!!

david-cornelson.bsky.social•3 days ago

As long as oat milk is ick milk.

brifacekillah.bsky.social•3 days ago

we have meatbobs and corn-a-ma-cob at our house.

thimker3.bsky.social•3 days ago

How can any parent go through the first few years with getting a few of these.

As a cranked boomboxy car drove by us my two year old said “that car is singing!”

babybonsai.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤭 smart cookie

revcabbott.bsky.social•3 days ago

As an Uncle to 14 nieces and nephews, the blatant and earnest audacity of toddlers is astounding. The way one of my niece's comedic timing was just PERFECT.