i’m brain poisoned bc i was trying to understand how it made sense as a riff on “pokémon go to the polls” until i realized that’s probably not what they’re going for
All the pickup owners where I live seem to the be the maddest at Trudeau because of the carbon tax and the cost fueling up. There's zero self awareness - most of them could drive a car or a much smaller truck, but they want the biggest for purely egotistical reasons.
1. Get the biggest, blockiest truck available, shaped like a brick with the aerodynamic properties of a brick.
2. Drive said brick in the least efficient way possible, speeding, accelerating needlessly, passing up hills, tailgating.
3. Complain about the price of gas.
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1. Get the biggest, blockiest truck available, shaped like a brick with the aerodynamic properties of a brick.
2. Drive said brick in the least efficient way possible, speeding, accelerating needlessly, passing up hills, tailgating.
3. Complain about the price of gas.