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teapainusa.bsky.social • 149 days ago

If JD Vance had a therapist, this would keep her working nights and weekends.

Reposted from Lizz Winstead she/her

JD Vance posted this himself. It’s official: JD Vance is a trad wife.

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anylu77.bsky.social•149 days ago

Vance Couch is a closet , no doubt, there are pics of him dressed as a blonde Wonder Moron and he seems to be enjoying very much, nothing wrong with being gay but when you attack gays and pretend you’re not that’s the fucking problem . Come out Vance, you’ll feel better for it.

baronblitz.bsky.social•149 days ago

Where is Trump's other hand? Grabbing JD by the 🐈‍⬛

amorvence.bsky.social•149 days ago

It would give her nightmares. And cause her to reconsider if she should keep him as a patient.

jenresisted.bsky.social•149 days ago

If JD Vance had a therapist, we would all be in a lot less trouble.

teresamyers.bsky.social•149 days ago

VANCE....something def wrong with this character.

inhale-exhale.bsky.social•149 days ago

It's all about being provocative and getting people to keep them in the headlines.

jimobx.bsky.social•149 days ago

Hmm, that's an interesting way of "couching" this.

choosenkaos.bsky.social•149 days ago

Makes sense jd wears makeup

westalliscycleguy.bsky.social•149 days ago

Part of me wants to flag this photo. I can't get this out of my mind now. I am seriously having nightmares now

heymrwilson1.bsky.social•149 days ago

Or give up on him.

chellelavixen.bsky.social•149 days ago

She would need a therapist after this crazy mess

evilalien.bsky.social•149 days ago

Therapist: OK JD, have a seat and relax on the couch. This session we’ll… NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD MY COUCH

hikercat.bsky.social•149 days ago

So is Vance saying that the strategy of attacking a community that is different worked to serve up the election win? Or he is saying he is hiding his true self and that is what won the election? Can't unwrap this.

needingsanity.bsky.social•149 days ago

I think trump is grabbing him by the giblets

paulbcarey.bsky.social•149 days ago

I think JD wants the title First Lady & is very jealous of the First Lady Elonia

fyreneko.bsky.social•149 days ago

Ooh! Catfight!

sgilley02.bsky.social•149 days ago

I’m just shaking my head.

sfnuevomexico.bsky.social•146 days ago

Therapist here and my reply would be some version of: WTAF is wrong with you?!?!

eggman90.bsky.social•149 days ago

He will be our next president. Holy s**t.

jdmchicago.bsky.social•146 days ago

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stevewiski.bsky.social•149 days ago

She would be repeating the word “chaching” inside her head, over & over again.

verityplayer.bsky.social•148 days ago

That's... Gay.

gamedaywreath.bsky.social•149 days ago

Kinda gives new meaning to 'stuffing the bird.'

berwill46.bsky.social•149 days ago

Whatever happened to ole J.D.? Haven't seen hide nor hair since election night. Lots of Musk, though.

jcbphd.bsky.social•149 days ago

I don't know a single good therapist who would take that nightmare on!

childlesscatlady46.bsky.social•149 days ago

The toad would never ever ever have a woman therapist. Imagine listening to a woman telling him how fucked up and demented he is.

dbeaves58.bsky.social•149 days ago

He's second in line for the presidency.

That boy ain't right.

olliepop45.bsky.social•149 days ago

I cannot wrap my mind around JD posting this. He just publicly emasculated himself.

lilithjade.com•149 days ago

I'm not sure that therapy would help the fool until Trump turns on him. Then he's going to whine and cry to anyone that will listen.

leemeade.bsky.social•149 days ago

He can dry his tears with his handy apron.

tlchick21.bsky.social•149 days ago

They’ve really kept him hidden haven’t they?

pinkfloydmuse.bsky.social•149 days ago

The whole Republican Party could use a good therapist right now.👍🏻

lovinwolf.bsky.social•149 days ago

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gayerthanthou.bsky.social•149 days ago

They *really* want the former guy to have Daddy top energy that he simply does not have.

fyreneko.bsky.social•149 days ago

Vance should just live his truth and be the cub he was always meant to be .

jenny867-5309.bsky.social•149 days ago

Besides that he’s showing his “family” what they’re going to carve up…

davidicouldbewrong.bsky.social•149 days ago

He really is weird. https://cbwrong.blogspot.com/?m=1

kladee.bsky.social•149 days ago

deborah60.bsky.social•149 days ago

He is so weird!

lkrysiuk.bsky.social•149 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

hillshollow.bsky.social•149 days ago

Why does Trump look like he’s copping a feel?

sarahg123.bsky.social•149 days ago

and now I can never unsee this. Thank you.

gabbydp.bsky.social•149 days ago

Oh man, every time I see this, I’m like WTF?

dizappearingact.bsky.social•149 days ago

Who is JD Vance?

kramersus.bsky.social•149 days ago

I often think about going back to school and becoming a psychologist. Honestly, it seems like the hardest job in the world. Imagine being a sympathetic listener to some of these Republicans. No way I could do it. But at least then they'd be trying to get better.

soaked2thebone.bsky.social•149 days ago

JD Vance is the dollar store version of George Santos.

judyfettner.bsky.social•149 days ago

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tomchilds.bsky.social•149 days ago

This has “I will not be ignored, Donald” vibes.

tomchilds.bsky.social•149 days ago

This Vance, Elmo, and Trump love triangle is not going to end well.

jhafero.bsky.social•149 days ago

"Real Housewives of MAGA"

tomchilds.bsky.social•149 days ago

Who knew the D in JD stood for Donna (Reed).

0carol0.bsky.social•149 days ago

🤣

lizajune.bsky.social•149 days ago

They’re so proud of empty land voting.

cathyob1.bsky.social•149 days ago

Is Trump grabbing him from behind?

leonardgoldberg.bsky.social•149 days ago

We need a side by side of this and a picture of Hegseth.

r-hawk.bsky.social•149 days ago

Vance? Vance, who?

fightthefire.bsky.social•143 days ago

A public service announcement: Don't look at this too long. It can lead to nightmares. I mean, beyond the one we're living. The sleeping kind.

introvertmanda.bsky.social•149 days ago

I don't think there's a therapist alive who wants that kind of a challenge, TBH.

birdiegirl2.bsky.social•149 days ago

Now the eyeliner makes sense

artfulmagic.bsky.social•149 days ago

He cooks like Betty Crocker and he looks like Donna Reed. There's plastic on the furniture to keep it neat and clean.

ianthecovington.bsky.social•149 days ago

I think Elon posted this to punk JD!

sarahg123.bsky.social•149 days ago

America - I thought we were nuts over here but what the hell? Did someone put something in the pumpkin pie?

lonestardemocrat.bsky.social•149 days ago

Dude got his big break by publicizing his mommy issues. Here he is taking on that role with his new daddy, serving America on a platter.

pschitzel.bsky.social•149 days ago

JD Vance who?

peskyjski.bsky.social•149 days ago

JV would NEVER have a girl therapist

wanderingmind81.bsky.social•149 days ago

Just happy to see my county as blue.

kimcolegrove.bsky.social•149 days ago

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askforjanice1043.bsky.social•149 days ago

So, that’s Donald’s O face.

hazylazydaz.bsky.social•149 days ago

See all that red? That’s how we will turn the house and senate back to a blue majority in 2026. If Americans are still allowed to vote freely by then

lilyandpop.bsky.social•149 days ago

JD Vance is a Wannabe and that’s exactly what makes him a vulnerable target for Resisters. It pays to strike him in the tender places.

jaywilliams.pro•149 days ago

he has a "therapists couch"

ev-handletooshort.bsky.social•149 days ago

He thinks he's responsible for serving up the country

ellie2u.bsky.social•149 days ago

My guess is Trump will die and Vance will take his place. They are both so manipulable the GOP and MAGA love that quality in their men.

lglkdo.bsky.social•149 days ago

Carving up America. 😔

love40.bsky.social•149 days ago

Princess Vance does wear nice eyeliner.

auntiemegz.bsky.social•149 days ago

If JD had a therapist, he'd have been sent to a psych ward years ago.

2home.bsky.social•148 days ago

Trump supposedly hates that particular photo of himself I’ve heard

tyclovehitch.bsky.social•149 days ago

Which bathroom does he make himself use when he cross dresses like that?

bonchocolat.bsky.social•149 days ago

If he really posted it he's even more arrogant than I thought. Trump now has 3 men trying to be daddy's favorite - Elon JD and actual Jr. I wouldn't invite any for dinner

maswartz.bsky.social•149 days ago

Imagine the reaction if a male democrat posted something like this.

alycemiller.bsky.social•149 days ago

So many layers here to unpack.

ecologist46.bsky.social•149 days ago

Needs to tweeze!!

fthep.bsky.social•149 days ago

😂😂😂

johnbgilman.bsky.social•149 days ago

I have the impression that JD Vance is simply kissing Trump's ass profusely right now so that the Orange Mussolini never sees the 14th Amendment move coming...

attrez.bsky.social•147 days ago

LOL👍🏻💙

zoe46.bsky.social•149 days ago

Doesn’t look good. Should be X rated.

pushka4u.bsky.social•149 days ago

He amazes me .. the self owning is hysterical .. at least that’s something to look forward to 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

sbrendag.bsky.social•149 days ago

Yup

fireinsp.bsky.social•149 days ago

If he did have a therapist, she wouldn't let him lie on the couch...

willwolf.bsky.social•149 days ago

I have a suspicion that I know where Trump’s left thumb is lodged

plyle.bsky.social•149 days ago

Where’s trump’s left hand? Hmmm

feistyybeden.bsky.social•149 days ago

If he had a therapist they’d definitely have a really really sturdy couch protector

theresareloveution.bsky.social•146 days ago

Nah, I think JD Vance is trolling us Americans. I saw it as “Duper’s delight” (The Behavior Panel) where JD revisits the scene of the crime because he can’t help but revel in getting away with, and taking credit for, hacking the election.

peaceandteachin.bsky.social•149 days ago

The eyeliner, the lipstick; it all makes sense now, he’s transitioning!

scottiessqueeze.bsky.social•149 days ago

That poor fucker jumped off the ledge years ago

charlessarver.bsky.social•149 days ago

The sad part of this is this actually looks normal for them. Pathetic

curtisbroom.bsky.social•149 days ago

Pretty much all of us on this platform believe people can live their life how you damn well please, but don't post sh*t like this and then demonize the trans community. Make it make sense!

tleighb.bsky.social•149 days ago

If JD Vance ever saw a therapist, he’d be three sessions away from a DVF wrap dress, sky-high heels, & living his fabulous truth. Just sayin

corbyntravers.bsky.social•149 days ago

I can dig it.

😎

tinabell.bsky.social•148 days ago

Crazy business.

cov73.bsky.social•149 days ago

And to crop it , makes it very questionable.

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halftank.bsky.social•149 days ago

Always figured jd as a bottom boy.